better pay that ticket before Garfield and sherry come around

What the hell were you doing in your car that kept you THAT distracted?? Are you sure the ticket wasn't there before and you only noticed it now?

19 Women.

Japanese flying sand tiger harpoon danger dragons

He probably wouldn't even notice the tow truck or that his car was gone.

Don DON DON!!!

Wtf I was thinking about this phrase when I read this o_O

I'm surprised the cop didn't say anything to you.

The cop probably figured OP would get out and say something, but when he saw that OP didn't notice, he took advantage of that and wrote a ticket. Sneaky sneaky police man....

Well, then that wouldn't have made him a ninja cop, now would it? ;})

Dafuq..?

That comment goes perfect with your profile picture.

I'm pretty sure "dafuq?" is a comment that will be well received on almost any FML

True..true..

My worst fears have come true!

I'm scared to leave the house now.

Just don't break the law..

Ninja cops huh? I'm still waiting for robocops, then I KNOW we're fucked :(

I am a robo-rent-a-cop. "Your move, creep."

So cool.

No street crime then

Their swords are batons and their shuriken are doughnuts.

Glazed stars of doom!

Yum

That must be the stealth, special ops cops meant for people who habitually get out of tickets by flashing a little boob and batting their eyelashes. They're good.

(it's a joke ppl relax)

I thought jokes were meant to be funny, but apparently not

Of course ninja cops exist. Who do you think keeps the special forces and black ops in line?

#35 - I thought comments were meant to be necessary and nice, but apparently not. I thought it was funny br0ccoli.

I think if he didn't say that it was a joke, it would have been funny. He kind of killed his own joke.

Ninja cops don't exist. But maybe... just maybe... Invisibility Cloaks do.

I have come across another duck.,,, *loads shotgun, takes aim*

Cops can abuse their power, just like anyone else who is able to. But frankly, I'd hate to live in a world without a little law enforcement.
Oh God I can't even imagine.

11- How do you know Ninja Cops don't exist? You can't fully disprove something you can't see, taste, or touch.

Just like unicorns and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You're in for a wake up call when all three attack you at once.

*BOOM!!*