Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
occam's pube-razor
Buena Vista, United States
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Anonymous
Birmingham, United States
Pipe down, Whitney
Today, I got a parking ticket because I was too busy singing along to my music to notice that I'd overstayed the time limit on the quick stop parking space. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
journeytotheend
Surrey, Canada
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Shot
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
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f1r3wa11 0
I'm surprised the cop didn't say anything to you.
jerseyboy732 16
better pay that ticket before Garfield and sherry come around
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BrimfullOfAsher 20
Was it a parking ticket or was it for a "No Standing" issue? There are plenty of places (bus stops for example) where not only can't one park, one can't even leave the car there for longer than it takes to let someone into or out of the car. Of course, if you were asleep in the car then YDI.
misterie_fml 6
perhaps you got it before you'd even parked but just didn't notice
stormchaser24 24
I thought they could not issue a parking ticket with someone in the car. They have to talk to the driver. Or in my area they have too.
Wildhunter16 3
Pay the fee in pennies.
The_DoritoNinja 4
Interesting, I never heard of such cops. Then again I am isolated in a storage room so I wouldn't know shit. Looks like I have more competition.
pbonham 22
I KNEW IT!!!
claudzzzz 5
damn those ninja cops! fyl dude
thatsexychiq 6
Ninja cop strikes again
Surge5560 20
I don't know why you people idolize her at all. In my opinion she is not funny at all and she tries way too hard to be.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Noor, I think you're my long lost sister. Every time I think of a good comment, you've beaten me to it. *clings to your ear*