Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
occam's pube-razor
Buena Vista, United States
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Anonymous
Birmingham, United States
Pipe down, Whitney
Today, I got a parking ticket because I was too busy singing along to my music to notice that I'd overstayed the time limit on the quick stop parking space. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
journeytotheend
Surrey, Canada
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Shot
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
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f1r3wa11 0
I'm surprised the cop didn't say anything to you.
jerseyboy732 16
better pay that ticket before Garfield and sherry come around
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Comments (108)
levijase 0
First!!! Oh wait.. Sad face
zaza_x_fml 5
Are you sure you weren't concentrating on a text or something?
auzz1_pride 9
Noor's gonna be so happy when she reads this FML.
btnhdude 0
I just knew somebody was going to mention her!
linkinpark98 24
Unless you were talking on the phone, or had earbuds in, I don't see why you were so oblivious. ._.
spartacus1337 0
Acab
llamafish 25
Perhaps you didn't notice because you were in fact parked on top of said cop.
chantellenative 0
Then how do you know it happened when u were in the car..
Senseless_487 29
I'm assuming OP was preoccupied with something, and when they looked up from whatever they were doing, the ticket was on their windshield. That's just conjecture.
chantellenative 0
* i meant to say , how do you know the ticket wasn't from before .
LunaDragon 10
You all do realize, that the "Ninja Noor" you all come to know and idolize, is just a figment of your imaginations. She's really just a 65 year old trolling grandmother of 15, yelling at them to bring her a beer and be quiet so Nana can fml and play online bingo. Just kidding Noor, please don't hurt me. :p *Runs off to hide in a remote ice cave in Antarctica*
SpringDiver 6
Ninjas