Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
occam's pube-razor
Buena Vista, United States
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Anonymous
Birmingham, United States
Pipe down, Whitney
Today, I got a parking ticket because I was too busy singing along to my music to notice that I'd overstayed the time limit on the quick stop parking space. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
journeytotheend
Surrey, Canada
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Shot
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
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f1r3wa11 0
I'm surprised the cop didn't say anything to you.
jerseyboy732 16
better pay that ticket before Garfield and sherry come around
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Comments (108)
PistolWhiper93 0
**** u, u piece of shit!
PistolWhiper93 0
YouAreMyPrey is a ******* piece of shit!
mscat 0
Too busy playing on your cell phone!
labanana_fml 5
Quick. Sombody Put This On MLIA ! MLIAers , unite !
epicness1234 0
I WAS RIGHT!!!!! NINJA COPS DO EXIST!!!!
viviblink 4
dude i want some of what your smokin if you dont notice a cop inadvertantly taking 50 bucks out of your wallet
iwishicould 7
This is more MLIA.
lifeisgood0812 0
Most cops won't the one that gave me one didn't and I was in the emergency parking lot for a hospital
robert76 5
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
hurrican_fml 0
Oh them we are screwed
Robin612 22
OMG Wow, what was it like seeing the ninja cop?? ...Oh wait.