Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
occam's pube-razor
Buena Vista, United States
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Anonymous
Birmingham, United States
Pipe down, Whitney
Today, I got a parking ticket because I was too busy singing along to my music to notice that I'd overstayed the time limit on the quick stop parking space. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
journeytotheend
Surrey, Canada
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Shot
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
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f1r3wa11 0
I'm surprised the cop didn't say anything to you.
jerseyboy732 16
better pay that ticket before Garfield and sherry come around
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Comments (108)
DustyStorm 16
Hehehe..... I've had one almost get away with it and I think we startled each other, lmao!
mk58 31
77, you've made your opinion clear, but there's nothing you can say about our opinions of Noor. We like her because her comments are different and she's a quirky little ninja. Stop hating and go crawl back into your hole.
Omnomnomnivore 10
What were you doin chilling in your car long enough for a cop to write a ticket, put on your car, and leave without you noticing a thing?
bkj92 5
They're out there!! ;-P
joeymo304 9
You probably got it from before you got in and didnt notice it
Dearthairclann 7
OP was probably reading FML on his phone. I guess it was too much work for the cop to simply ask OP to move the car. Politeness is a dying art.
emit97 8
Maybe that's why you got the ticket lol
Surge5560 20
I wasn't insulting anybody ,but yet you are all insulting me. All I said was how I don't understand what basically makes people appeal to NoorFML. As well as giving my opinion , but it seems I'm not allowed to have an opinion. @NoorFML, I have read this site for a long time and I have only commented exactly 3 times. So I don't understand how I hate on everyone and upset someone is "popular" than me. It is wrong to make assumptions...
conqueror57 11
How is this not getting more "you deserve its?!?" The OP was illegally parked and was totally oblivious to the cop writing the ticket!
mk58 31
*crawls back into hole*