Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
occam's pube-razor
Buena Vista, United States
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Andre
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Roxas
United States
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Anonymous
Birmingham, United States
Pipe down, Whitney
Today, I got a parking ticket because I was too busy singing along to my music to notice that I'd overstayed the time limit on the quick stop parking space. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
journeytotheend
Surrey, Canada
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Shot
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
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f1r3wa11 0
I'm surprised the cop didn't say anything to you.
jerseyboy732 16
better pay that ticket before Garfield and sherry come around
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Comments (108)
Kog_Hiro 17
Hoodie Ninja?
kirrra 11
what?
Kog_Hiro 17
MC Chris song? No? Ok. I'll walk away now.
mischiefkitty 4
Not enough people appreciate MC D:
OkitaCockroach 19
The fact that you got a ticket and then didn't see the cop... Makes you a dumbass. I kid, I kid~ But seriously, how is this an FML? xD
wilsontws 18
NoorFML might have something to do with this...
ss_20_xx 14
Keep the racism to yourself?
eb0ny 15
^ What? this comment isn't racist. NOOR IS A NINJA
DogsPaw 16
Keep your stupid comments to yourself?
Tylerdre 6
Noors Fml? What is this madness!?
spartacus1337 0
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!
AugustBurnsToast 14
You didn't hear the light thud on the roof of your car?
jerseyboy732 16
don't you mean the windshield?
ILoveEggnog 7
False. Ninjas make no noise.
AugustBurnsToast 14
But this a ninja cop we're talking about. Donuts WILL weigh you down a bit.
Sk8erz 0
Damn.. that sucks lol.
rattusrattus 19
Ninja cops were created to combat the threat of pirates in our cities. Unfortunately, the pirates are merely fancy-dress partygoers.
fthislyfe 22
The ninja reference made this FML so awesome. Aren't ninjas just great?
Junizumi4 3
except the loud blonde haired wannabe who runs around in a orange jumpsuit, lol jk
PrincessPesa 20
Parking enforcement agents AND ninjas? Like I didn't already dread their terrible presence! That's almost nightmare worthy. Avoid the danger (and the fines!) by zoning out somewhere legal in the future perhaps.
DocBastard 40
The word "oblivious" comes to mind.
downtime 13
Agree, if this is the level of attention you pay to your surroundings you must be horrible to deal with on the road. Maybe it's best if you just burn the car, pretend it was stolen and never drive again.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
hmm either ninja cops exist or blind dumb asses like you exist