Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
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Blue_Blur 0
If you ought to have got the parking ticket... you deserved it. Acting like he should bend the rules for you is idiotic, and a risk of his job security.
pet_virus 0
Just because your husband is a police officer doesn't mean that you can break the law. YDI
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Comments (245)
on_a_boat 0
YDI for thinking that you are somehow exempt from the law just because you married a police officer.
U_idiot 1
Good! Why should you be exempt?
Quest_ 13
I can't believe the amount of dickery in this thread. Lighten up, it's a FML because she didn't expect the humorous irony of getting a ticket from her husband. She never said she expected to be exempt from the law.
devendra_fml 0
you deserve it for marrying a cop.
Chr0nicdreamz 0
rofl. now that's funny as shit
dpotts 0
His memory shouldn't have been a problem, but apparently you don't know how to park.
JessRab 0
:P
LeCorsaire_fml 0
no sex for the month.
AshleyRose784 0
hahaha, way to go hubby
kira822_fml 0
That's going to be one awkwar dinner conversation...