Miscellaneous: Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade...

By laurraaa - United States

Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML

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Coherence dude, do you have it?

Family values

Kitchen nightmares

By sadgf - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling on bed watching tv. He gets up at one point and turns the light off and I asked him why. He said "You look better in the dark". FML

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By ByeByeBlackberry - United States

Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML

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By dysfunctional_ravenclaw - United States - Houston

Eat the rich

Today, I was driving up to a Four Seasons, not to stay, but to attend a work event that was already paid for. I did look a little out of place in my Toyota Corolla amongst the luxury SUVs, but was nonplussed when a man came up to me, knocked on my window, and said, "The Motel 6 is over there." FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was in the gas station and I saw this creepy lady staring at me and smiling. She just didn't stop. I even gave an awkward wave to let her know that I saw her staring at me. Finally I decided to confront the woman, turns out the overly happy woman was a cardboard cut out FML

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By JhKhS - United Kingdom

Today, I just came back from the vet. I spent a lot of money on a pet tortoise at the local pet store and it didn't come out of its shell when I bought it. The owner just said it sleeps in the day and it'll be shy for a week or so. Turns out it was dead. FML

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By ScandinaviaBacon

Creepy Uncle Dave

Today, I returned from my year-long vacation to Brazil, having lost a lot of weight and feeling better about my self-confidence. When I met my uncle at the airport, I greeted him with a friendly hug. I was greeted by his erection. FML

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By INeedMoney - United States

Today, I just finished my first week of unemployment. I don't have any money. I also just finished the last toilet paper roll. FML

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By extrashiftwhoo - Australia - Preston

Today, I really didn't want to go to work. Still, I showed up for work early on the busiest night of the week and stayed back until past 10 p.m. Exhausted, I went to sign off the roster when I realised that, in fact, I was not rostered on for today at all. I'm on tomorrow, though. FML

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By Potted - United States - Denton

Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML

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By pvtcab - United States

Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML

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By yummy(: - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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By lol112 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML

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By T-Pain - United States

Today, my boyfriend stopped making out with me to watch a thirty minute infomercial on the Topsy-Turvy upside down tomato planter. FML

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By agnosticstudy - United States

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By Toolmaker

Today, we got the bill from our lawyer. She'd recommended taking my common-law wife's ex-husband to court for child support, so we went to court and won. The judge awarded us over $8300! The bill came to $18,000. FML

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By theassman - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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By killme - United States - Lewiston

Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML

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By natrat222 - United States - Mesa

Break up

Today, I decided to eat a whole tub of blueberries before seeing a guy I've been hooked up with for a year and a half. While giving a blow job, I ended throwing up the blueberries right before he came. He left immediately, deleted me on Snapchat and told me I need to get checked out. FML

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By Byron fiddles - Hungary

Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was making out with this guy I had been seeing, and things start to get pretty steamy. As he paused for a second, I thought he was going to get up and find a condom, but instead he turns to me and says, "I think I'm going to go to the library." I wasn't invited. FML

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By sexytime - United States

Today, my best friend who I've had serious feelings for for over a year decided to tell everyone that he hasn't gotten laid in almost 2 years. When I told him that he was lying, he responded with "No, I'm not. Who could I possibly have slept with?" We hooked up 6 months ago. 3 times. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

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By NoseInPain - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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By Canonlizardjet - United States - Ormond Beach

Today, I had a near-death experience. Went to print a document and a lizard shot out of the printer right out at me. Gives a whole new meaning to a Canon printer, a fricking lizard Canon. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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By nofatchicks - United States - Tampa

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML

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By hunchback of notre bite - Korea, Republic of

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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By really_now - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Bedminster

Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Iowa City

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Eugene

Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, the Internet wasn't working. One girl decided to try to diagnose the problem. It said to connect the Ethernet cable. She started making fun of the computer for spelling "Internet" wrong. I'm graduating with this idiot in less than a month. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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By maggu - Denmark

Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML

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By jonnymohio | 2

#388240 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:03

Show up and if they ask, say you assumed you were included since all the notifications were on your page.

By Kichi_fml | 0

#388346 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:35

That's why you have a FACEBOOK WALL.
They should use it instead of having a conversation on her photo, I think that was quite rude and annoying because your receiving notifications that doesn't even concern her.

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By raincookie | 0

#388211 - Saturday 11 July 2009 22:55

dude he's an asshole =(

truslide | 0

#388224 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:00

wrong fml! FAIL

MadaFaka_fml | 0

#389852 - Sunday 12 July 2009 12:32

lol FAIL...
anyways, thught u were a guy first which is lame cause u could comment and invite urself there.
chicks' thought is akward so understandably u were too shy to say anything.

MsTs1 | 0

#391950 - Monday 13 July 2009 7:40

give them all some dick and rip their delicious hymen

beau11 | 0

#953704 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:20

that's is a really hard choice either ur happiness or someones life

shiftybugger | 0

#1900213 - Tuesday 28 December 2010 12:01

that's happening on my fbook but instead of arranging things there are three girls arguing over which one deserves me more. awkward, but I like it.

fence4good | 0

#4305840 - Sunday 15 April 2012 1:05

Can you say " im a fuckin tard"?

By dumberror | 0

#388213 - Saturday 11 July 2009 22:56

ahhh that sucks. you should comment on it too.

By SimpleSimon | 0

#388226 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:00

Wow, yeah, FYL man, that's terrible..

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!!

By great_lawl | 0

#388239 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:03

so what?

americayay | 0

#388951 - Sunday 12 July 2009 3:32

agreed. this was lame.

By jonnymohio | 2

#388240 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:03

Show up and if they ask, say you assumed you were included since all the notifications were on your page.

By cuterthanuthink | 0

#388243 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:04

this is why i hate facebook. ._.

mijzelffan | 0

#388266 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:08

yup, facebook sucks. A lot.

emilysanftwsom | 0

#388934 - Sunday 12 July 2009 3:24

Facebook is awesome!

Crickets | 0

#389086 - Sunday 12 July 2009 4:33

better than myspace... lol

daniisme | 0

#967213 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 7:03

only gay Americans use myspace...

mecolaya | 0

#1032092 - Wednesday 16 June 2010 8:55

Myspace will always kick Facebook's ass. Myspace was created for people to express themselves... Facebook was created for people to become addicted to their little games and pay them money.

By fnool | 0

#388247 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:05

I've seen this before.

By pinky2 | 0

#388257 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:06

wow that was dumb....
just because someone talks about a party on one of your photos doesnt mean you're invited...

I_Piss_Glitter | 0

#388305 - Saturday 11 July 2009 23:18

Agreed.

mj2123 | 0

#388481 - Sunday 12 July 2009 0:35

Um, she knew she wasn't invited...

Talking about a social event in front of someone who isn't invited is rude, bitchy, and passive-aggressive.

pinky2 | 0

#391410 - Monday 13 July 2009 2:45

it was on the computer....which means the girl who wasnt invited needs to suck it up because it could have been a lot worse. The other girls could have actually talked about it IN FRONT of her IN PERSON. and its not "rude, bitchy, and passive-aggressive."....it was just convenient for those girls to have a conversation on the photo.