Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
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Blue_Blur 0
If you ought to have got the parking ticket... you deserved it. Acting like he should bend the rules for you is idiotic, and a risk of his job security.
pet_virus 0
Just because your husband is a police officer doesn't mean that you can break the law. YDI
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Comments (245)
mk893 0
3 misspelled words. that's impressive.
skybeau 0
Jandersoniii, I thought you were a feminazi! Don't tell me some guy finally beat some sense into you and taught you your place in life :)
Fuk_My_Life 0
lol #3 wins at life he made my day btw YDI for being a bitch
stevenstyle 2
why are ppl saying YDI? um.. her own HUSBAND gave her a parking ticket?? thats pretty bad. it doesnt have anything to do with her being above the law.
xxPrettyJane 0
well if you deserve a ticket, don't be a stuck up bitch who feels like she shouldn't get it cause her husband's a police officer. and wow, 125 is an idiot
AnaMaree 0
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killadelphia215 0
after he got out the car and shit wouldn't he have seen that it was you and then not written the ticket. your ****** dumb the story don't make sense.
gotuxdaddy 0
Oh my God! I was moderating FML and I just saw one that said "today, I gave my wife a parking ticket, FML." That had to have been your husband! P.S. Make him pay for it!
khatuba 0
okay, you guys, don't lie. you know, that with all the other things we have to worry about in life, you wouldn't be too happy if your husband gave you a ticket. it's not like she killed someone.
jc_armed 0
Just because you're with a man that is a police officer, does not mean that you don't get a ticket, you're not above the law, so stop thinking that way. if you got the ticket, you most likely deserved it, you can't play favourites when the law is involved