Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, I showed my new haircut to my friends. One of them said, "Wow, it’s brave to try something different." I didn’t realize that "brave" was code for "bad." FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
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garrett_8614 14
Who just asks someone "Do you still like guys?" That's pretty rude. FYL
peceout 29
If you like it, ignore the others. You do you.
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Comments (58)
afallingstar 22
I'm assuming OP cut her hair short. It's really dumb that some people think short hair= lesbian. Even if she was isn't that her business, not someone else's?
RKD 23
Sorry to hear, OP-you probably haven't gained any weight, the short cut probably just made you face look fuller!
Jake42100 17
I didnt know hair cuts had that capability,Guess I'll stay after from the barber for now on....
gonnawhupu 13
OP, about the weight thing, if you usually have a lot of hair, then you get it cut, it may make you look a little chunkier. It always happens to me. Sorry OP, that they didn't like your haircut.
meegal 12
Well what kind of haircut did you get? Before I get into this THIS IS MY OPINION AND IN NO WAY A FACT! It's your hair, do whatever you want with it. You decide, not anyone else. I just think that girls look more feminine with more girly long haircuts and not short boy haircuts. I usually don't like when a girl gets a boy haircut that's all short. But like I said, your hair so your choice. Do whatever makes you happy. I'm just trying to explain why people might have made the comments if you got a short haircut.
whassallt26 13
It's hair, it'll grow back, who cares
hurley12 30
Your new haircut makes you look like an old fat lesbian?
caseylou 12
Don't forget age.
Agoodperspn1990 11
Totally had that happen to me! Got told alot that it looked like I gained so much weight in my face suddenly... Now my hair is long and pulled close to my face!
ninety 25
On the bright side, hair grows back.