Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
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Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, I showed my new haircut to my friends. One of them said, "Wow, it’s brave to try something different." I didn’t realize that "brave" was code for "bad." FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
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garrett_8614 14
Who just asks someone "Do you still like guys?" That's pretty rude. FYL
peceout 29
If you like it, ignore the others. You do you.
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Comments (58)
plaukje 6
that really sucks, as if something other than yourself should define what sexuality you are. (imo i will never like most guys haha)
syed121417 22
I can maybe understand the weight comments because with shorter hair, your face is more exposed and can look more round. But "Do you still like guys?"- really? It's stupid people still think that due to one's sexuality, they can only look a certain way. Don't mind them much, OP. You think you look good and that's all that matters here.
miss_amphetamine 24
Similar thing happened to me: I cut my hair from the middle of my back to chin length and people at work kept hinting at me that I needed to lose weight. I couldn't figure it out because I hadn't gained any weight, but I was talking about it with my friend, who pointed out my hair as a possibility. I got extensions and the comments immediately stopped. Short hair somehow causes the illusion on some people that they're bigger than they actually are.
ouijacorn 9
You wear your hair any way that you like and everyone else can **** off.
SLL78 3
I cut my very long hair very short and dyed my hair very red, and posted a pic to FB. My brother commented, "Do they cut strait girls hair at that salon?" To which I replied. "No bro. Just lesbians." He was like, "what?????!!!!!" I never have a good comeback, but for once I did!
zebrashiz 4
I feel ya! I'm a girl with a pixie cut and people assume I'm lesbian now... Which I'm not.
Bethani420 5
what happened to "if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all"? people these days. ...
kalbrek009 20
Is it a Bruce Jenner haircut like Meg & Lois from Family Guy? If so I can understand other peoples confusion...but then what do they know. Sometimes shorter hair does make a woman look heavier, just because the longer hair detracted from everything else...just saying, not trying to be a jerk.
Mindashy 13
Lesbians stereotypically have short hair. I don't see how it would make you look fat though.
TallMist 32
Why the Hell do people associate haircuts with sexual orientation?