Today, I got a new haircut. I was feeling pretty confident, until coworkers and family members kept making comments like, "I think you gained a little weight", "You look older" and "Do you still like guys?" Apparently, my new haircut changed my waist size and my sexual orientation. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML
Today, three people commented on my new haircut. The one I got about two weeks ago. FML
Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, I showed my new haircut to my friends. One of them said, "Wow, it’s brave to try something different." I didn’t realize that "brave" was code for "bad." FML
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
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garrett_8614 14
Who just asks someone "Do you still like guys?" That's pretty rude. FYL
peceout 29
If you like it, ignore the others. You do you.
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Comments (58)
Daelynn_17 19
sounds like someone got a haircut from the barber who was "quitting."
DerBuchmacher 16
your coworkers seems to have a pretty interesting sense of humor.. I wouldn't take this serious..
brittaaany_93 38
Don't let the opinions of others get you down, OP. Rock that haircut!
Bragi 12
18 - Most people can't "rock" anything no matter how much they want to. Maybe it just doesn't work?
sunnyray812 42
Bragi, this is the third negative reply I've seen you post on people's up-lifting comments. Do you really feel OP should be ashamed of her haircut and change it just because others don't like it?
kaitb1103 23
As a young professional woman who has, and enjoys a short haircut but is also judged by it (butch lesbian, power hungry woman, Miranda from sex in the city), I concur. Just ignore the haters and be proud to have short hair OP!
Saluton 18
well it must be a shitty haircut then
abNormal62 23
To be honest both of questions are entirely valid if your new haircut was a brush cut
HeWhoIsNameless 9
I think that takes the concept of Super Cuts to a whole new level. If you like it is all that matters.
Bragi 12
Apparently the new doo does not suit.
janfleury 19
I'm sorry op. People should not be so rude. Yor hair will grow our, rude and mean are forever. If they keep it up tell them they are hurting your feelings.I bet you look great.
kewpiesuicide 29
It's pretty unfortunate that most people are so close minded to think that you've become a lesbian if you get a short haircut