Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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Seti_fml 0
theres a really easy way to fix this. You go into your registry and delete the system 32 folder. This is what windows uses to enable those limitations. if you delete it then you wont have it shut down at 11 and even better than that, your father wont be able to change the settings again (so you only have to do it once)
lowercasename 0
The solution is simple. Restart, hit F8, then select Safe Mode. Sign on as "Administrator". Go to account settings in Control Panel. Select your dad's account. Delete it. Make a New Account, and give yourself administrative control, with a password. If you really want to **** with your dad, name it the same name, but just use a different password. Convince him you have no idea what he's talking about when he says his password wont work. It's a solution you really could have googled.
curlybrunette 0
ratty father move
powermad80 2
Erase and reinstall the operating system. Easy as that.
fyl4sure 0
Yo same thing with me. Like parental controls for vista. It sucks
bradlb16 0
pay for your own computer next time
Whoknewtech 0
Just take it to your local geek squad and say you forgot the password. Problem solved!
fhqwgads 0
http://www.joetech.com/2009/01/29/how-to-crack-the-account-password-on-any-operating-system/ Problem solved, script kiddie.
Sapphy 0
unless you can find his password then you get no ****, sorry :)
Kyothine 0
Reinstall windows/ install Linux. Problem solved.