Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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Comments (403)
babawaba 0
format it
KorbenDeck 5
start it up in safe mode
AlfonzoRex 0
Did he pay for it? If he did, then don't complain. But if you spent your OWN money, then it should be YOURS. : So I can't tell if this is a bad thing or not..
ilovejaffacakes 0
My dad did that to me too!! Just be patient and wait hill he leaves himself logged in and then you may be able to turn the parental controls off!
Tim3 0
not an fml
jayesh 0
Looser
epikz 0
FYL if you didn't do anything wrong I was on the same boat as you a while back.. get a job and get your own computer just like i did lol
rallets 23
did you pay for it?
UekiTomohira 0
Ouch I know how you feel I have the same restrictions on my comp, right now I'm on a proxy for FML as we speak.
mehnameisjonny 0
okay, here's what you do. I hope you're reading this, because if you are, i've completely solved your problem buddy ;] go to system recovery and start the recovery, then right after it starts, dry boot (hold the power button until it turns off) the computer. this will delete ALL files. after which, you have to set up your computer manually like you would if you bought it directly from the store. it's really simple, but the actual reload process will take about an hour, or two at most. -Jonny