Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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sophiedaniel11 0
thats what my dad does too... =[ i feel ur pain
Chfanfiction 0
That sucks. But at least you won't be downloading ****.
belgianDude 0
1. find the windows installation disk 2. reinstall windows, with a format of the hard disk, since it's new you shouldn't have too many files on there 3. make yourself admin, and password protect 4. laugh at your father for not hiding the disk properly
beeteedubbs 0
Wow, same thing happened to me exactly. Mine shuts off at 11 as well and my dad uses the most random passwords. Impossible to guess. =____= I tried safe mode and it doesn't work. I wish I'd gotten home before him, I'm going to back up my files and reinstall windows soon.
BooJeanIsIt 0
Disagree with #4. Its everyones house. Everyones rules.
Leprecon 3
If you have physical acces to the computer, you own it Solution; 1: Reinstall windows 2: get a fancy bootdisk that actually deletes windows passwords (they are out there and they are easy to find) or a bootdisk that just bypasses the password so it will still the pw will still be intact after you are done. 3: partition your harddrive, make 20 gig of your space unused, and install ubuntu on it, and make it so that it will only boot into ubuntu if you press a certain sequence of keys at startup (bonus is that you can dl whatever you want and since windows sucks, the ext2 or ext3 partition will be invisible to your father) (side effect, you will have to tweak the bootloader [which is called grub] so its invisible) 4: Your best choice; buy an extra harddrive, hook it up to your computer, install an operating system on it (dont forget to disconect the first harddrive when you do this) then everytime you boot there is a key you have to press (f12 or esc or something) and then you can select which harddrive to boot from. now boot from harddrive1 which your father owns, and make it so that harddrive nr2 never gets shown in windows. (bonus: you get acces to harddrive nr1 when you are booting from harddrive nr2, even if you dont have your fathers password) (bonus2: since this function is included in every computer, it is made practically invisible since only 5% of pc owners wanna mess with booting 2 OSes on one pc)
sarcasticbitch 7
omg. Format the whole computer, and get Linux or something I bet ur dad isnt that clever to set up password on that xd.
stop_whining 0
did you pay for it? If not, deal with it.
moony_fml 0
parental control ftw
ComputerAnalysis 0
If you're any good at all you can get around that.