Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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Comments (403)
izzyyy 0
@#23 Erm, so what if the person is 18? Why do people think that just because you finish high school that it means you should move out immediately. Some people don't get scholarships or grants. And not everyone wants to be in debt and have to payback loans. If you have the option of staying at home and going to college instead of moving out right away then why not take it? -_- And on top of that, if the person is a college graduate then it really doesn't matter if he's living with his parents. If you give someone a GIFT then it becomes that persons property. Any parent who thinks it's okay to become an administrator on a college graduates laptop that they gave them as a gift, has some serious control issues. Just saying.
COMFORTmyBUTTOX 0
just get married...thats my plan.
spamtastic404 0
start it up in safe mode and turn all that stuff off. XD
swineflufu 0
OUCH
Avenging_Angel 0
Welcome to the world I live in... It's called parental controls >.<
dankadank 0
thats wat my dad did to me but i tricked him into giving me the password and changed it to something completely random that he could never get :) and #129 who would take the time to read that??? the OP wont cuz their like 7 since thier dad did that to them
kimberlyjulia 0
If you have a pc wait till he has used your computer, signed in under the administrator, get on it before you need to enter a password again and change it so that you are set as the administrator. And to everyone who says his house his rules. while that maybe true as a parent you could be respectful and talk to him/her instead of being sneaky and forcing rules without even discussing them...
beerisalwaysfun 0
************************************************************************************************************** dude funny enough my dad did the same thing to me with the same shut down time and everthing on my laptop. Lucky for me it was a from walmart were you can return anything so I dug through my dads trash can in his office and got the reciet and traded the laptop in for the same one. I set myself as admin right away and password protected it. My dad still thinks it is the same one and thinks i hacked it even though im an idiot when it comes to using tecnology. I sugest you do something similar your dad probabily has the reciet
icanfly23 0
FYL, My mim would nvr do that to my laptop
lego606 0
is it a Mac? there's an easy way to remove passwords then ;)