Today, my father sent me a video via Whatsapp. In it, he was cheating on my mother. FML
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Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I was recording a video on Snapchat to send to one of my friends, while unaware that my father had walked in behind me. I was talking about how I can’t watch porn anymore because my phone is broken. He now knows too much. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, my mother suffered a stroke and had to be hospitalized. In order to drive him to the hospital, I actually had to find my father, who never answers any phone calls or messages and is rarely home. I found out on the spot that he was cheating on my mother. What an asshole. FML
Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML
Today, I decided to not hang in the library after school like I usually do. When I got home, I found my father cheating on my mother with my girlfriend, who said she was gay. FML
Today, I helped my father upload his photos to iCloud because he was running out of storage on his phone. First thing I saw on his camera roll is a video of him sucking two guys off. He’s been married to my mom for 25 years. FML
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cuz803 44
Save it and send it to her
DarkJester200278 1
Maybe he meant to send it to the side piece, but her name was next to yours on the list
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Comments (5)
cuz803 44
Save it and send it to her
RichardPencil 30
He's just showing you how it's done. Usually, teaching a kid a sport makes you a great dad, but teaching your kid how to pleasure a side piece goes above and beyond.
Aiden89 23
And he meant to send it to you?
DarkJester200278 1
Maybe he meant to send it to the side piece, but her name was next to yours on the list