Kids, Nursing, Covid, Medication and ACAB: Don't let it come to this

Don't let it come to this

By Anonymous - 27/08/2021 02:01

Today, we had the cops called on us because my son was panicking so much about his first COVID jab, his older sister got fed up, took him outside, put him in a headlock and choked him unconscious so the nurse could jab him. Instead, the nurse called the cops. FML

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You deserved it 1 263

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By boymom - 04/08/2021 15:59

Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML

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You deserved it 161

Panic!

By bosssssssss765432 - 16/05/2009 15:20 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML

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You deserved it 9 754

By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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You deserved it 10 080

911 what's your emergency?

By midwify - 05/01/2015 17:58 - Denmark - Asaa

Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML

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You deserved it 7 685

By shots shots shots - 12/02/2013 07:41 - United States - Redlands

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

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You deserved it 2 985

Never try this at home

By Anonymous - 06/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Grass Valley

Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML

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You deserved it 134

By atetoeate - 27/08/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML

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You deserved it 3 814

By whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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You deserved it 3 298

By DrugsRX - 17/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Winder

Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 3 880

By imnotastranger - 09/05/2014 03:01

Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

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You deserved it 6 932

MidnaLink 33

Friday 27 August 2021 3:11

Is it the actual needle he was scared of, or the contents? If it's the former, well, sadly they don't have a pill form. If it's the latter, well, buck up kid, 'cause if you can drink sodas and energy drinks, you can have this.

Jeremy Strang 7

Friday 27 August 2021 2:02

Good. Your family sounds demented. Hopefully CPS gets involved and you lose your kids.

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Jeremy Strang 7

Friday 27 August 2021 2:02

Good. Your family sounds demented. Hopefully CPS gets involved and you lose your kids.

Khay33 12

Friday 27 August 2021 9:17

Whoa! I think that's extreme. I mean, choking the kid was completely extreme and uncalled for... but I really hope op gets away with a warning or a fine or something...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 27 August 2021 2:13

Stupid nurse! Why didn't she jab him when he was out? Missed opportunity!

kevinwm0 14

Friday 27 August 2021 2:56

Please tell me this happened at a trailer park in Florida.

MidnaLink 33

Friday 27 August 2021 3:11

ChipBoundary 9

Friday 27 August 2021 5:05

Not even remotely a comparison that is legitimate.

Michael Wood_279567485 8

Friday 27 August 2021 6:40

Are you upset that the nurse did their job and reported a criminal act, or are you upset that you raised a daughter who is a monster?

AutisticPat 10

Saturday 28 August 2021 17:27

You need to get your daughter psychological intervention. Period. Your son could end up with PTSD and neurological trauma because of what his sister did.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 29 August 2021 5:58

And where were YOU when this was happening? You just let your daughter take your son outside and choke him unconscious? Maybe you were at work and your daughter took him per your request? I don't know, but either way, I find it hard to believe she took the kid outside during a COVID vaccine appointment and no one was around.