By Joe - 01/11/2009 16:35 - United States 5 1 18 39 Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 796 You deserved it 50 762 Tweet Share
By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France 59 2 35 23 Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 383 You deserved it 115 655 Tweet Share