Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
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FFML_314 12
Did you get really excited and then go "awww" like Peter Griffin?
SomeScrewedGirl 3
oh wow...I bet you're the only person that's ever happened to in the history of cell phones.
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Comments (178)
RainbowBitch15 11
so FML will approve this crap but not actual "oh damn..." moments? that's bull... anyway, quit whining, OP, and grow a pair. no wonder she won't call u.
FFML_314 12
What exactly would you consider an "oh damn" moment?
MrSassypants 34
well call her back later and tell her that she pocket dialed and try to start a convo and then try to ask her out.
LOLatU87 0
This is good advise
manonwater 0
so call her back!!!
x_Cupcakes 0
Why don't YOU call HER?
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
because he has no self esteem. sad sometimes
austinninja1700 0
so how is this a fml? some1 butt dialed him so his life is now instantly ******?
bointy 0
Probably still crushing thinking it was an honest mistake
sparkey0127 0
well look u were almost in he pants! good job that was a joke please nobody take offense.
HeretoBlame 3
dude just call her and tell her what happen :D there you can start with that lol good luck making it...
jzoooom 2
Well, at least she had you in her contacts. Maybe even on speed-dial....
MissErikaHart 0
call her back, say I missed ur call..? then spit sum game at her n ask her out. sum of u guys out there gotta get a lil game. that's y u like the girl, and she don't even know it probably!
DineshKarthikesu 0
This.
iheartpie 0
IS SPARTA!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"Spit some game" is such an unattractive term for flirting with someone. =