Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
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FFML_314 12
Did you get really excited and then go "awww" like Peter Griffin?
SomeScrewedGirl 3
oh wow...I bet you're the only person that's ever happened to in the history of cell phones.
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Comments (178)
FireBug24_7 0
Dude, it happens.... Though it would have been really awesome if you heard her and a guy moaning on the other end! XD
tundraman07 0
40 you are goingeous...
sourgirl101 29
What the hell is this? ^Maybe a cross between Going and famous?
Zebidee 9
Today, something completely normal that happens to everyone all the time and has no significance whatsoever, happened to me. My life is so uninteresting, that this is the only thing I could think of for a FML, therefore, FML.
tundraman07 0
gorgeous! goingeous????wth spell correct
steelersjackson 0
pussy. so what. get over it. find urself a new girl. she aparently doesn't care.
doofinsmurf 0
WTF. Not even an FML. I've sent plenty more that deserve to be published. I'm really starting to hate this site. -__-
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perdix 31
The good news is that she had her pants on, so it means she wasn't having sex with your brother or best friend at the time. Of course, she could have been giving him a *******. Or the phone dialed as she stripped her pants off. Maybe the news is not so good. Well, YDI for not having the balls to ask her out via text.
Anteezy 7
Asking someone out via text doesn't require balls either.
perdix 31
Asking someone out via text requires at least gnat-sized balls, and the OP even lacks those. Now, I hope the girl is banging the football team and the inmates picking up trash on the side of the road.
Anteezy 7
Oh yeah I forgot about gnat-sized balls, also I think she probably is by the looks of it.
lizz12345 0
how is this an fml?
Xavi89 0
it's alright dude you"ll get over it.
life_hates_you 0
Why didn't you hang up and call her back, about 5 minutes later, and ask if she called, but you missed it? would have been a conversation starter and maybe you could have asked her out sometime.