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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By shinoza - 13/02/2009 15:02 - Malaysia

Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2009 23:08 - United States

Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 21:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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Thursday 16 September 2010 12:06

Did you get really excited and then go "awww" like Peter Griffin?

SomeScrewedGirl 3

Thursday 16 September 2010 12:08

oh wow...I bet you're the only person that's ever happened to in the history of cell phones.

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tdawgheath 0

Friday 17 September 2010 5:04

YDI for thinking a phone call means anything firstly, and also for thinking that just cuz she didn't mean to dial your number that it's an FML.

kekeshayeshaye 4

Friday 17 September 2010 5:17

good to know OP. tell someone that cares next time , okay ?

pin_up_666 0

Friday 17 September 2010 6:49

oh boo hoo get over it

MyKillz 0

Friday 17 September 2010 8:33

Oh no your lifes over!!!

El_Mero_Mero 0

Friday 17 September 2010 10:06

mannn this happen to me many times ;(( FML

Notjustanother1 0

Friday 17 September 2010 11:14

and you wasted my time why

denvan 0

Friday 17 September 2010 11:23

just call her and tell her probably her butt missed you

shadowwarrior247 2

Friday 17 September 2010 12:54

grow some balls and call the girl

Thisdeadhorse 0

Friday 17 September 2010 13:31

Grow some balls and call her yourself, ******. this is not an fml.

Justincolon22 15

Friday 17 September 2010 15:30

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