By Anonymous - 12/05/2017 05:39 - United States - Roseville

Today, it was the first time I met my girlfriend's parents. It was also the day that I accidentally ripped their shed's door off its hinges. FML
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kujiens101 24

To give a back story, her parents were renting a house for over a year and there was this super sketch shed was in their backyard. They had all been too scared to mess with it because they didn't want to get hurt. My girlfriend always wanted to go inside but didn't have the strength to open the door. So, after I pulled a bit too hard, I ripped the door off. I told her to go tell her parents, so we could fix it. She said to just put the door back where it was and act like nothing happened.

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Seems like you are rather unhinged ^^

Druu 53

Calm down there, big guy. The Romanoffs will be in no rush to have you over again.

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Seems like you are rather unhinged ^^

kujiens101 24

Best comment^

Gngr_Grl 26

OP: "I'm so sorry. I'll just show myself out." GF's fam: "nonoNONONONO!" *CRASH*

Druu 53

Calm down there, big guy. The Romanoffs will be in no rush to have you over again.

"Oh I know how to impress the lovely lady's parents! I'll mow their lawn!" *door rips off* "...shit. My mother always said I didn't know my own strength."

kujiens101 24

Honestly, that was what went through my head

Okay, The Amazing Spider-Man (2012), we get it.

kujiens101 24

Haha Because of this, and other similar things, my gf calls me Superman or beer

kujiens101 24

Bear*

I remember my first beer.

Now, I'll bet they are worried what you might do to their daughter's hoo-hah!

Oh man, I need to hear a follow up to this one! I've been known to not know my own strength and have done similar things, and sometimes it was because the item was already weakened or partially broken.

kujiens101 24

I told the story in another comment, but this was actually the second time I've ever done this at a girlfriend's house. The first time it was on my first gf's bedroom door. She was piiiiissssssseeedddddddd. With this girlfriend, she understood that I'm a big guy and things break. When her parents found out, they said it was just a matter of time till that POS broke

Hercules HURCULES!!!!

Gngr_Grl 26

Honey, you mean HUNKules!

Lobby_Bee 17

Your right arm is much stronger because you're a sword fighter, right?

kujiens101 24

A special kind of sword fighter ?