Ouch

By anon - 14/04/2015 00:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML
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Lct1196 31

For the love of God, never 69.

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Comments

TurtleShampoo 14

If your into that kinky stuff that's great

146 14
tac0609 13

I don't think stitches count as "kinky"

90 7
SBurrke 11

Anything can be kinky for some people.

86 3
Tankkiller308 16

You tried to eat her out now she is going to eat you literally

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daretotell 7

I don't see how this qualifies as sucked.

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chocolatelover96 14

Probably because having your arm ripped open is not on most people's list of desirable sensations during sex.

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SarahSehhati 40

She needs a muzzle.....

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sturschaedel 27

The term you are looking for is "ball gag".

39 3
Evil_Jester 17

Ball gags are useless, a muzzle is correct.

10 1
Mightytall 35

Don't let that scar your relationship, if she is otherwise a great person.

32 5
janfleury 19

There are positions that keep her mouth away from you. Just make sure she has a pillow or something that you don't mind her ripping up. Congrats on rock'n her world so much she lost all control.

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LaColombianita 26

Next time give her a pillow to bite on or a blanket lol

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