Ouch

By anon - 14/04/2015 00:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 458
You deserved it 3 771
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Lct1196 31

For the love of God, never 69.

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Zelphoric 25
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Fuck bitches, get stitches.

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TurtleShampoo 14

If your into that kinky stuff that's great

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tac0609 13
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I don't think stitches count as "kinky"

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SBurrke 11
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Anything can be kinky for some people.

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reaper4012 2
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You just have no imagination

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Steffi 26
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At least she enjoyed it.

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Tankkiller308 16
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You tried to eat her out now she is going to eat you literally

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daretotell 7
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I don't see how this qualifies as sucked.

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chocolatelover96 14
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Probably because having your arm ripped open is not on most people's list of desirable sensations during sex.

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_kyleG_ 34
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Oh man, that bites

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PapaMoti 21
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Doesn't matter, had sex.

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Hoopachi 19
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Totally matters, got stitches

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Zelphoric 25
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Fuck bitches, get stitches.

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Wakachulak 22
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Lame and overused. Not you #23, you're good :thumbsup:

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SarahSehhati 40

She needs a muzzle.....

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sturschaedel 27
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The term you are looking for is "ball gag".

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Evil_Jester 17
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Ball gags are useless, a muzzle is correct.

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Mightytall 35
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Don't let that scar your relationship, if she is otherwise a great person.

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janfleury 19
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There are positions that keep her mouth away from you. Just make sure she has a pillow or something that you don't mind her ripping up. Congrats on rock'n her world so much she lost all control.

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LaColombianita 26

Next time give her a pillow to bite on or a blanket lol

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