By anon - 14/04/2015 00:51 - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 390
You deserved it 3 755

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For the love of God, never 69.

Fuck bitches, get stitches.


If your into that kinky stuff that's great

I don't think stitches count as "kinky"

Anything can be kinky for some people.

You just have no imagination

At least she enjoyed it.

You tried to eat her out now she is going to eat you literally

I don't see how this qualifies as sucked.

Probably because having your arm ripped open is not on most people's list of desirable sensations during sex.

Oh man, that bites

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Totally matters, got stitches

Fuck bitches, get stitches.

Lame and overused. Not you #23, you're good :thumbsup:

She needs a muzzle.....

The term you are looking for is "ball gag".

Ball gags are useless, a muzzle is correct.

Don't let that scar your relationship, if she is otherwise a great person.

There are positions that keep her mouth away from you. Just make sure she has a pillow or something that you don't mind her ripping up. Congrats on rock'n her world so much she lost all control.

Next time give her a pillow to bite on or a blanket lol