By anon - 14/04/2015 00:51 - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is not a screamer nor a moaner, she's a biter. My arm is getting stitches right now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 505
You deserved it 3 781

Same thing different taste

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TurtleShampoo 14

If your into that kinky stuff that's great

You tried to eat her out now she is going to eat you literally

I don't see how this qualifies as sucked.

Probably because having your arm ripped open is not on most people's list of desirable sensations during sex.

SarahSehhati 40

The term you are looking for is "ball gag".

Ball gags are useless, a muzzle is correct.

Don't let that scar your relationship, if she is otherwise a great person.

There are positions that keep her mouth away from you. Just make sure she has a pillow or something that you don't mind her ripping up. Congrats on rock'n her world so much she lost all control.

LaColombianita 26

Next time give her a pillow to bite on or a blanket lol