By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 18:00
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Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You are now a certified FML member
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I NEED to know!
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Emmereen's favorite FMLs
By JukeboxValkyrie - 16/02/2012 07:52 - United States
JukeboxValkyrie tells us more.
To everyone who keeps asking "How did they get on your ceiling?" and "Why are they in your house?" Geckos are native to Florida, they can crawl through the tiniest places and the tips of the digits on their limbs are like mini suction cups, giving them the ability to climb most vertical surfaces as well as being upside down. My ceiling is also popcorn style so there was plenty to hold onto. And yes, I'm almost certain one had a foreign accent...though I'm not sure which.
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