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wow... that's wrong on so many levels.
sex at school? not a clever idea..
umm mayb u shuddnt hav sex in a skool then O_o
Sounds like a win all around. You got laid. Janitors got a show. Worried parents got you back.
YDI :)
(:
it's as fake as women's rights.
aweee 14 is a cuteeeeey (;
77=rowerrr (L)
80= rower for life :) just like me!!!
why can't we be friends why can't we be friends?
it is lol
dale and of it was real you still desserve it!!!
OP is like school in summertime: no class
How is this not a massive YDI? OP and her boyfriend are gross. If only they got stuck in there another day or two, give 'em a real scare.
104 - stfu you are a dumb emo freak who can't spell for shit so just go back in the kitchen and make someone a sammich. bitch and yes I do realize I spelled sandwich as sammich so don't say I can't spell... freak.
133 - I believe it was an analogy.
It looks like you got... SCHOOLED
damm you crazyy ass qirl why couldnt u just have qave em a bj and b done with it ! lmfao you crazyyy ! next time wait till after skew !
I'm sorry I don't know what the hell a, as you put it, "girlgriend" is. so hop off my dick **** face.
^^ that was to the d bag with the profile picture of a beagle. the dog probably looks better than him anyway. screw you 149.
djapchjs nhospa whoops!! looks like I do have typos like you say I do. what I meant to say was screw you bitch. your mom sure puts up with it though.
sorry you lost me at when your mother spanks me... that was a good memory. and I bet that you are double checking every word in your comments just so I don't correct any of your obviously dumb mistakes.
hahahahaha 203 that'll teach me a lesson let me tell you. stay the hell out of this cum dumpster.
agreed
ok I understand you are so right. I'm so sorry for any people I have hurt. for real though sorry. can we just start over... on the right foot? please? hahahahaha I bet you thought I just changed my attitude right there. hahaha you are so gullible.
GOOOO FUNKYMONKEY!! wooooo hoooo!!
I mean monk ooops
having sex in school would be the ultimate win
hahaha you are right it is an act. I'm really not like this. I'm am truly sorry for all of the things I have said, especially the ones about your mom. I didn't mean a thing by them at all. you probably think I'm being obnoxious right now, but I'm not. I am a really nice guy. I just wanted to try to have an fml fight because I have seen them before and figured I'll try it, and I have to say, it can get brutal! I hope we can be fml buddys!! ^^^ look I even made an obvious spelling/grammatical mistake to say I'm sorry. so what do you say, buds? (if I could put my hand through this iPod to shake your hand I would)
lol do neither of you own a mobile phone!? lol idiots!
hahah no worries man. the words rhyme. it's a common mistake people make lol
wow 222 you know I really look like a short fat high school drop out in my picture hmmm. actually I am 6 foot 2 inches and 165 lbs which neither qualifies me as a short fat guy. and actually I am ranked 18th in my class and I am going to be a junior in high school. you probably described yourself because u don't see a picture if you. no worries though.
223 are you talkin about the song funky monks by red hot chili peppers because if you are then you are right. great song.
ok well then do you at least believe I am a pretty nice guy. I am though and feel bad.
231: who is pissy? me or Bianca?
commercial over; I'm back :D
ok? well if you have been paying attention you would know that my whole hissy fit was just an act and now I'm just trying to make amends with Bianca and tell her I'm sorry. so you can stay out of this conversation because you obviously don't know what is going on here. and jessi, at what point did you leave this conversation? you were never in it so you can stay out of it too.
I'm spectating sir, no need to be hostile
I'm not hostile mam, I am actually quite mellow if I may add.
omg this is so exciting it's like watching cops only better :D
WOW!!! you are so lost in this aren't you. well if you can count, and that is a big IF, because you obviously can't follow a story line, you would know the last time I nagged someone about grammar was 9 or 10 of my posts ago. so hop off. and no I am not mad right now. but I am getting irked.
snap..
daayymm 2 on 1 the odds are against him now.
sorry sorry lol just trying to lighten the mood
Bianca is hot hahaha and I support her!
well someone utilized the dictionary on their last post! well first mea culpa. I know about my capitalization mistakes but idk about punctuation. I'm on an iPod and the little button is a hassle. secondly I am getting agitated that you are so late and commenting on posts from like an hour and a half ago. Bianca you made your point so go change your pic again. I don't have anything else to say to you. btw to save you time mea culpa means my fault in Latin.
The monkey is reduced to trying to insult your intelligence since it knows it has lost all respect and the argument. Quote of the day: "There are a lot of things in life that are better than alcohol. Alcohol just makes up for not having those things." — Terry Pratchett.
133 - it was a joke that you didn't get...
I never made it an excuse. I just said it was a hassle. and I'll bet the only Latin you know is semper fi which is short for semper fidelis which means always faithful and you probably know other Latin phrases that are just as simple. tell me what is tu tui tibi te te?
Bianca I never said it did. I was trying to have a conversation, I asked you a question and you didn't respond for a half hour, and by then you were long out of the discussion.
261, you're seriously trying to get into a Latin contest? This is more pathetic than I thought...
I could insult your intelligence too if I started typing in Italian eh?
you deserve it
well you are quite wrong there because Italian is modern day Latin so..... and it doesn't matter. I don't care how you can insult me. she's probably looking up the Latin answers right now just do she doesn't look like a fool.
Oh, Thebloodygore is here. Hello there. Your name is mind-blowingly appropriate.
you have just qualified for the totaly awesome person club(T.A.P)
funk, it was a joke lol I'm aware I AM italian haha
I just love how like 4 girls probably all older than me are all ganging up on a 15 year old kid. it's pretty sad that you have to try to make me look like an imbecile.
I'm not being mean D:
again I am 15!!!! I just finished Spanish II. so yea you probably are more fluent than me. but just to be clear I don't plan on moving to Romania or Italy. so I don't need them. ve dupia suka. polish btw.
279— Why, they shouldn't have to try to make you look like an imbecile? You want to look like one without their help? 278— I don't know, it just fits perfectly. I read your profile (which seemed pretty vicious, by the way) and it fit to the point of near perfection.
@287: it means you deserved it
of course nobody had a cellphone right....
Shut the f up bro this fml argumrnt BS pisses me off all I see are people making remarks and starting arguments trying to seem intelligent now funkymonk your trully an immature **** not only because you insist on harrasing others but also because you habe the time to refresh the page and hassal other users till they make a comment and respond to you feeding you the attention you so dearly seek now can everyone shutup and enjou the FML and btw i know i made spelling errors i dont really care its the internet not work or school that is all.
actually bloody is pritty cute. And I'm only 15, I don't wanna be like a creeper or whatever. I'm just sayin
276, what if I spoke English?
lolz you shoulda made him a sammich
hence why children should NOT have sex. wait until you graduate, horndogs! Sex in high school is never a good idea.
there's so much fail and YDI in this post, I don't even understand... who mods this crap?!
104- can't you even take a joke? women have every rights a man has. they can even have a penis if they want one. the only thing they can't have, is not having boobs. unless you want to cut them off or something.
108- Maybe YOU scare her- you look like you need to eat something. Are you 80 pounds? Scrawny little boys with stupid hats, like yourself, need to put their shirts on. Run along and go to bed little boy.
lol 133 he made a joke about the op about not having class for having sex in school Dee Dee Dee
haha risky but I guess that's the fun of it ;). YDI though for somehow locking yourself in a room while having sex at school.
ydi for having sex while in highschool it's funny how people keep getting stupider and stupider by the generation
Hellooooo 108
plenty of people have sex before marriage deal with it
YDI for having sex. LOL JK
lol win xD
OP, I hope you at least had your clothes back on.
seriously, wtf..
hahaha. that ******* rocks. way to go kinky. it's like a scene cut right out of a bad Porno.
So.... I bet that was awkward lol.
Keywords
seriously, wtf..
YDI for not waiting until you got home. Sheesh.