Are you high?

High on life, drugs are illegal man!

Not in Alaska, Washington, Oregon, Colorado, or Washington D.C. man!

English... You should try it haha...

23. U ********** on airplanes too

#16 since when is it legal in DC? Lol

You've just gotta push through it, OP!

Was that pun intended? Like umbilical cord?

This makes me think. Should the said new mother's birthing partner, her husband, be asked to clean the tube ?

@55 no he/she shouldn't, because they used a hospital tub so it wasn't a home birth and its her job.

My cousin shat herself while giving birth. I got away with it both times but it's quite common. It feels like an epic burning shit. Obviously with a special outcome.

Not necessarily. You'd be surprised what comes out when you're pushing that hard.

#25 TMI

I was a volunteer nurse for a few years through uni, and it never fails to make me laugh how many women think that they were the exception, and that they never shat themselves whilst giving birth just because they never noticed. When in reality like 95% of women do, just nobody tells you about it. A nurse wipes it away immediately, nobody turns round and go "By the way, you just pooped yourself, but we're used to it, it's cool!". Most women don't even realise they've done it, but chances are, if you've given birth naturally, you've shit in front of someone.

I'd rather clean up shit than afterbirth. *pukes*

#48 I didn't poop when I had my daughter. I had a mirror to watch her come out so I would have seen.

Amniotic sac, mucus, some women shit when giving birth. It is not a clean process.

I started gagging when I read the FML and reading these comments is making me gag harder. Childbirth is one of those things that is both beautiful and disgusting at the same time.

It's worse witnessing it; it's not only thought but the sight and smell. There's a reason why they say you'll never forget it. And of course the moment you see your baby! I'm not surprised some people pass out.

Amputations for example. Someone has to dispose of the removed parts.

Yea, gotta hand it to those folks. That's a tough job to stomach.

I would rather have amputated parts to dispose of, rather then after birth. I don't know why it's just the smell and awkwardness of labor and delivery.... Oh and on the rare occasion that the mom asks for the placenta to eat it.

My husband and his friend ate mine ? I had pizza.

Placenta, amniotic sac, blood clotting, vaginal/ uterine wall lining, and like previously stated, lot of women push out more then vaginal fluid.

Pretty sure there's a button for that.

Really. I had no idea

was he talking to you razor?