By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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serenek 6

hey, technology these days has all sorts of ways for fixing those sorts of problems *cough*******cough*. if you really love him, and he really loves you, you'll figure something out.

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missyy04 0

I thought the smallest possible was 6 in

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tutti77 3

More than 2 times bigger than him, and only 14. Y.o. XD

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burnsie22 5

My iPod is longer

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what_ever2007 11

I really wouldn't think if he was the love of your life, you'd be so shallow about his penis size.

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MidnaLink 33

If anyone hasn't said how bitchy and shallow she is, I wanna be the first!!

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