By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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anyagrande 31

Just make sure after each time you have sex he eats you out until you also ******

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walker9879 25

I guess penetration is the only type of sex and toys and foreplay don't exist. Hmm, I guess threesomes could solve your problem. Not too much to FML...

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martiniweenie 10

It's not the size it's what you do with it

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LifeTrolls 16

Well don't complain when someone comments on your body if you think it is okay to rat on a guy's.

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wtfhb 5

He's the love of your life, but you apparently still give a shit about his dick size. Yeah, sounds like true love to me.

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slothstronaught 11

It's not the size of the boat, but rather the motion in the ocean. :)

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Odd_Llama 9

Sorry but you are shallow if it's that big of a deal.

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Cavsfodawin 21

If he is truly the love of your life then size shouldn't matter. (Although to be honest my dick was bigger that that when i was ******* 12)

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7722 2

well he DAMN WELL BETTER become a PRO with those fingers, or not complain and be weird about it when you ask him to wear a strap on!

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