By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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workermom21 6

Well if he's the love of your life, you'll learn to live with it... Penis pump anyone? ;) also foreplay can be fun!

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foreveryoungever 2

That sucks. Well at least it won't be hard to go down on him. But gosh, sorry OP.

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Shindig1 0

It's not a big deal if he's the love of your life, but sounds like your more interested in a ding and fling.

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phoenix9278 2

To all those who say we can't know who they are and it's ok to post your lover's penis size, it is still a matter of respect to not go talking about the specifics to the entire world. She could have easily said that it was small, but not given size. Also, I agree that although it sucks that the size is kinda small, there are many different positions which will make it feel larger and thicker.

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283leis 8

YDI if you care so much about the size of your boyfriend that you would write an FML about it. Sex isn't everything!

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Grauncho 27

Anyone who clicked YDI has a tiny penis.

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FEZ16 3

240-247-267 u girls are stupid sex doesn't make a relationship stronger. It actually just changes everything. And size doesn't matter some guys make girls orgasam with even smaller ones .

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leadwithlove 1

Nothin past 3inches matters anyway. That's all the more we "need" ;)

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