By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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the1337troll 4

I'm 13 and going through puberty. mine fully erect is around 5 in.

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Haha_wow_ 3

Its fine, I am 14 and my bf is only 3.5 but I just let him finger me most the time he dose better with those. If it was your first time.. you havent popped it yet. I learned that the hard way in a three-some.. I was sore for three days..

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Colecto_fml 26

You're 14 and you've already done all that??! You should still be singing showtunes and playing games... Slow down ffs o.O

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axeboy520 0

Mine is 6inch and I just turned 13! Haha

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zues70 4

Is he the love of your life or not?...

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Mayshod 3

Love the man for what he is and don't hold against him what he isn't, that's not love. Besides if he's got fingers and a tongue and you're willing to have fun with toys in bed together then your saticfaction can still be guaranteed.

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Ha1r1nY0S0up 15

Fake. There is NO WAY his is that huge! If only I had one that big :/

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