By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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lovelydrop 0

maybe u should get a smaller cell phone so his johnson doesnt seem so small xD

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BrokenDreamer24 15

152- Your a ******* ass. How is she a ****? Her man is small in his manhood, and she feels awkward about it. She isn't a ****, and I'll bet your is smaller.

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raff696 3

how long is his tongue? ;)

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loserbro 0

It wouldn't be a problem if this was true love, but this world is so focused on image, perfection and greed this really doesn't surprise me that a person can be this shallow. Have you stopped to think how he feels? Do you think he wanted that? Quit being selfish and think about others next time. Here's hoping that 2012 comes soon, see you all in hell.

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Oreogasm 5

time to visit the sex shop and buy some vibrators, a hitachi and a sybian

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icanhazblivions 1

amen to that!!! I understand that you're a little disappointed. hopefully he can make up for it in other ways. :/ all these people calling you a **** need to take some kind of gender studies course.

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