By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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nekkid_dude 0

so much for "size doesn't matter"

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UnluckyDude96 8

wow what a beast XD

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attatood 8

He has no control over the size of his penis and women only feel the first 2 inches anyway, so he has one and a half inches to spare!

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mrsfiasco 0

I feel so bad for you and everyone who is saying if u love him it doesn't matter clearly hasn't had a 3.5 incher before. I feel your pain. :(

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ilikeemsmall 4

In the end it doesn't matter what anyone says. People have their own preferences. It sucks for the OP's BF that he's below average but it's not that much different than a chick with small ****. For some guys, a chick with little **** is a dealbreaker, for others (like me), it's a feature. There are some girls that might prefer a smaller guy too. Either way, things change over time. The big titted girl becomes the the old lady with stretched out **** hanging around her belt. The guy with the huge dick becomes the guy that can't get it up anymore. The good looking people become ugly. Figure out what matters to you then choose a partner accordingly.

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R4P7OR 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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