By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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kopboy1 0

this isn't an fml, this is a potential birthday present: penis pump

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dfens 8

So many dumbfucks on this FML...where do I begin? 1) Extenz and all the other pills are bullshit. NO pill will make a dick bigger. 2) Extension surgeries are a huge risk and often dangerous, depending on the method used. Either way, not worth it. 3) AlexFYL...you're a dumb ******* ****. Your views are retarded, and the shit you spew is almost worse than the teenagers on here claiming their size. 4) To those teenagers...I've satisfied more women than you ever will, and I'm just an average sized guy.. Go back to your ****... 5) It's absolutely how you use it. 6) OP...**** you, shallow bitch. Standing up for a guy that has been shamed on for something out of his control... Until next time...**** you.

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TheAA_fml 0

You have to admit the guy was probably totally embarrassed when he showed you it.

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eponina 0

FHL for some bitch posting his penis size online

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MissTierraBrooke 0

Woooow sucks to be you....hope he can work it good0_o

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sabrinabeana 0

there are ways to make up for that. and if you truly love him it shouldn't matter. besides it doesn't matter the size... just how they use it and if they are eager to please.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

i am almost 8 and 2 and half want to get together ?

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