Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I yelled at my girlfriend because I thought she'd thrown away an important form I needed to fill out. I found it a few minutes later, just stuck to the back of another piece of paper. After apologizing for getting mad, all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, my wife threw my Macbook out a window and tore up important work documents, all because she saw me talking to a female colleague of mine. I confronted her about the damage, and she responded, "Go ask the bitch you were with the other day to help you with that." FML
Today, my wife got fired for leaving work early once again. She's been doing random "spot checks" for the past month, convinced that she'll catch me cheating on her. This paranoid crap is exactly why I'm filing for divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
Today, my wife admitted that she purposefully starts fights with me purely because she enjoys arguing and seeing me flustered. Don't marry a lawyer. FML
Today, my wife called me at work, screaming in rage that she hated me, that I was a useless lump, that she wishes we'd never met. Did I have an affair or burn the house down? Nope. I set up the kids' backpacks for school today and forgot a library book that was due today. FML
Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
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the_stereotype 0
we all have our ways of coping...? if it helps, get visa papers for a foreign country and tell her you're filling them out so you can remember the reasons you want to get away from her
hahathatsux 0
you should get a membership to a dating site and when she asks why say if she's that prepared to divorce you you should be equally prepared to find someone who isn't a total bitch
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Comments (116)
id0nTgiv3af___ 0
question: why were YOU on HER computer??i think she should fill in the reason box with "trust issues" and "constantly intruding on private things"
DameGreyWulf 1
Coincidentally, I was listening to "We Can Work it Out" by The Beatles just before reading this. Clearly, your woman is not a believer in that.
triplethreat13 0
you should be thankful. that way she thinks twice before divorcing you.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...Can't swallow our pride Neither of us wanna raise that flag If we can't surrender then we both gonna lose What we had, oh no..."
_unwritten_xox 0
Haha, did anyone else catch that it sounded like"Found some peddofiles" in the biginning like pdf files? I caught that.. Hahaa :) And fyl.. I think
baller789 0
Feminist ur a 5 year old dumass go **** urself andget in the kitchen. Women have no rights so gtfo the computer ******. Women are objects and second class citizens and always will be so **** feminism and fuckur dumass
giariotkid 0
YDI for snooping through your wifes files.
hahasuckstobeyou 0
Exactly right SOMAgirl
feminist19 0
didnt quite catch what your trying to say here? was there a point to that post?
SEPHARAD 0
I think you've been sent a warning message that there's a problem with your marriage. Straighten it out or get out now.
Whatsername515 0
This seems like a rock-solid marriage to me.