Oh, I've seen that FML so many times... I don't know why it keeps showing up on random for me!

I think we should start referring to the FML moderators and staff as "Pete and Repete"

I really wanted to help you answer your question so I reread the fml a few times and came to the conclusion that "lots of love" makes the most sense with the context. Yep.. lots of love.Yeah let's go with that -.-

I know that, I was just referencing from the past FML because I felt a bit trolly ^^

I don't even understand how much texting you have to do to have that for a natural reaction

Maybe she has had so much Botox put into her face that it is physically impossible for her to laugh... ;-)

Highly plausible... That's no laughing matter.

I just wonder if OP means that her coworker says L-O-L or says it as if it were a legitimate word...

Nooooo, don't encourage the stupid! It only justifies the behaviour! She says lol, you stone face and stare. Every time.

It appears there is a bit of a problem of which one to go for here. I personally would pause, look at her with a WTF expression, and then say 'Anyway...'

Agree, the forefathers did not envision text language, TV, or Internet porn...ect... However, they did support and envision freedom of expression and speech.

Ben Franklin would be happy as all hell we have porn. He loved the sex. Haha.

You're condemning the digital age on an app created for smartphones? Nope, I don't see any logic flaws there...

Nobody's shunning technology. They're called jokes, brah

Looking back, I wish I had said irony instead. I didn't intend for it to be as harsh as it sounded, but it's not technically irony either. Idk, lack of a better word I guess...

..Must...resist... homicidal...urge... ;)

Obey your urges! Give in to the dark side!

And this advice is coming from someone who's first name is Evil? ....Heh, seems legit.... ;P

Dracoboxer, your new baby is gorgeous! Congrats!!

Let the hate flow through you!

lol

#8-I agree. The only thing I would find acceptable making bodily functions easier would be if one was chronically constipated. Other than you don't have an excuse!

* Other than that.

Never underestimate the power of stupid. Odds are fantastic this obnoxious co-worker won't get the hint. Point blank looking her in the face and saying "Please stop that, it's annoying and makes me want to put a cigarette out in your eye", usually loves the problem with subtle clues not being received. ;P