Sick of these FMLs. I'm tried of having my FMLs rejected because there's a 'similar one already posted', when there clearly isn't. I've been here since the beginning & I've read every single FML over time. This one appears in various forms every week or so. If FMLs are going to be rejected on the basis that a similar one exists, ******* do it already.

lmao love OP name :)

Haha. well this is epically funny. =] Its a good story to tell him when he's old enough to understand why it would be funny. My mom tells me stories of the dumb things I did when I was younger. I am extremely proud of how much of a bitch I was. =p

This sounds like the one where the kid told his class that his mom was a prostitute rather than a prosecutor.

this was done recently. nice try tho.

Fake, there are way too many FMLs like this. And someone wouldn't tell their son they work at a "strip mall," they'd say the actual store.

Well did you tell the teacher what you really are?

That is not funny and there are so many like it and it is probably fake

Hey OP that is not so bad, at least you can pass off as a stripper!

I've read like 5 variations of this... STOP, your kid is an idiot.