Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, the strange cat that has adopted me inexplicably made its way into my house and curled up next to my head while I slept. I'm horribly allergic. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I found out why I couldn't properly breathe nor sleep for the past 2 days. I'm allergic to the new kitty litter. This is the special litter I had to buy because my snowflake cat is allergic to all the other brands. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML
Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML
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StrickenAza34 4
stick cyanide in his...
bekababy94 0
how did he get that much cat fur.?
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Comments (121)
wafflez333 0
haha cat allergies suck
DarkHelmet 10
kick his ass!!!
kokomokoko 0
What a smart and loving brother. Thank God I don't have one.
tayytayyy 0
can I borrow him? I got a few people he can 'take care of' for me
LOL_Noobs 0
YDI for even having an Xbox. PS3 FTW!
Son_of_Helghan 0
Hell yeah
ThaHero 0
Lol Win
Dimitrov_fml 0
Double win!
Mortanious 0
Triple Win.
thegooseisloose 0
no niggers.
fdeg4161 13
*LOL* PS3, what a joke.
jonnyapples 7
psn = fail
FTWisRIGHT 0
jonnyapples = fail psn = ftw ; free
Siji 0
**** your PS3, Xbox FTW
Luissoto 0
**** yeah
dannyboy66 7
ps3 is a win
Joshnona 14
You're an idiot.
threetwenty 0
hahahahha, he tried to kill you!!!
Earths_Venus 25
Aww :( I'm sorry your brother is an ass and I'm sorry you're allergic to cats, because they are beautiful creatures. I give you permission to shave off one eyebrow while he's sleeping tonight.
2muchshyt 0
FYL, that's crazy, but Ur bro is pretty smart
Juneyah1017 9
smash the xbox into millions of pieces and leave inside of his pillow! I bet he won't be able to sleep peacefully either :)
bubblekitty 1
that's horrible. do you guys even have a cat if ur allergic to it? and if not then where did he get the fur from?
boatkicker 5
Probably either a neighbors cat or a stray.