Miscellaneous: Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran...

By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By ugh - 28/04/2009 21:49 - Canada

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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When nature calls…

By Anonymous - 23/10/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I got the strong urge to pee right as I got home from work. In my hurry to get inside, I grabbed my keys out of my pocket. They flew out of my hand, into the bushes. I couldn't find them in time and ended up wetting myself in my driveway, three minutes before I had to pick my daughter up from school. FML

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Pissed

By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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By whyme_ss - 23/02/2010 22:10 - United States

Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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peanutbutterfly 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:26

WOOOOOW... just claim it accidentally called him when you were doing the dishes

Phoenix_GAD 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

fail. lol i have a touch screen too. it calls random people.

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Phoenix_GAD 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

fail. lol i have a touch screen too. it calls random people.

runescapescool 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:06

your new name is: Tinker!

Phoenix_GAD 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:24

wait. i just thought of something. so just today i left a message for this girl and it was just random noises, like the radio when i was driving home. my fone gave me a chance to review the message or to delete it. so wouldnt the fone keep recording until you said to stop, and then you could just delete the message? just thinking "out loud" here...

emmaphant 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:37

Not all phones give that option. I know mine doesn't.

ryguy997 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:50

if it's not an iPhone it sucks.

luvtheknot 6

Friday 28 May 2010 16:30

wow my iPhone doesn't call people even when I hit the screen it sucks

crankdatIRISH 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:25

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

NoisyNykkii 10

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:54

I didn't know ducks could be hookers!

peanutbutterfly 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:26

WOOOOOW... just claim it accidentally called him when you were doing the dishes

MusicAddict321 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:45

I dont make a pissing sound when i do the dishes. Thats just me though.

inerdablanket 4

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:25

maybe she hand washes her dishes, and water running into a sink full of water sounds like pissing. :|

sarahbella101 7

Monday 16 May 2011 11:27

but usually you turn the water on louder than peeing noises.

yumgranolabar 5

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:26

lovely.

albinorhino 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:27

? I bet It turned him on Sike u fail

fml_fiend91 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:32

yea it could be worse you could have had to go #2, or you could have called your boss

spiffles 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:30

You could....tell him it was a joke...?

anoymousjoe 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:33

not really a fml, it would be ****** if u said he broke up with u for that stupid reason.....

ajrmajor 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:41

I don't know about you, but I would be mad if someone got all pissy at me over the phone.

jncwmnd 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:34

you don't have enough control of your bladder muscles to stop long enough to reach for it?

rhazz 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:46

I think it'd be kinda hard to stop peeing if you're busting and have already started...

jncwmnd 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:11

busting?? I'm talkin about the ability to stop peeing O_O

dyld921 2

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:14

I think it'd be kinda hard to have the ability to stop peeing if you're bursting and have already started...

jncwmnd 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:47

well that makes more sense lol...but maybe its just me that has awesome muscles in my lowers =p lol

equastriangirl 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 15:33

this is definitley a YDI no matter how badly you had to pee u should definitley be able to hold it for 5 seconds to grab your phone even if you were "bursting"