By TheNewGuy03 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul
Today, while playing with a group of kids at the school where I work, I heard an immense rip. I looked down and recoiled in shock as I noticed a gaping maw in my pants stretching from my ass to my left kneecap. I had to finish the rest of the day and walk home like that. FML
TheNewGuy03 tells us more :
I wish I wore my sky blue Wii boxers for that momentous occasion, then. I am filled with regret.
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  Welshite  |  39

It's the misspelt word for a hillbilly's Mother. For example: "Ma, Billy-Jean done took the shotgun again!"

Oh, and it's also a great gaping cavernous mouth. Definitely wouldn't want that anywhere near my private area, that's for sure.

  deathshead  |  19

im all for learning words and terms you dont know, but please this is the internet just look it up, because I personally (refering to a different comment on a different fml) dont want to explain what a STD is again.

  derangedplanet  |  23

anyone who needs explained what an std is clearly needs it via the fact they're idiots and don't yet know. and to be fair, googling stds can be a scarry practice. there are some things you just don't Google because the result is just so a certain color of waffle. don't Google that shit

By  tigerzroze  |  16

Hey, it happens, as long as you weren't wearing super bright cartoon boxers or briefs, or heaven forbid, going cammando, just laugh it off, no one will remember but you. :-D