What's a maw? (Sorry)

It's the misspelt word for a hillbilly's Mother. For example: "Ma, Billy-Jean done took the shotgun again!"

Oh, and it's also a great gaping cavernous mouth. Definitely wouldn't want that anywhere near my private area, that's for sure.

im all for learning words and terms you dont know, but please this is the internet just look it up, because I personally (refering to a different comment on a different fml) dont want to explain what a STD is again.

The Internet was no help

To actually answer your question, in this context it just means a really big hole. Cheers!

Basically a mouth

anyone who needs explained what an std is clearly needs it via the fact they're idiots and don't yet know. and to be fair, googling stds can be a scarry practice. there are some things you just don't Google because the result is just so horrifying....like a certain color of waffle. don't Google that shit

blues waffel being one of them. . ( image google )

42 You are an evil man if you want people to look that up

Did u do it to the other leg? You could start a trend :)

I will work on it. It is on my bucket list.

Don't worry it's in fashion.

Spongebob, is that you?

I remember when that episode first aired. It really doesn't even feel like that long.

And now the kids won't give OP a passing glance.
Just because he ripped his pants.

Yes.

On the bright side, at least you didn't get in trouble for being exposed with children around!

You should be thankful dress code doesn't apply to staff

Dress codes ESPECIALLY apply to staff in workplaces.

Hey, it happens, as long as you weren't wearing super bright cartoon boxers or briefs, or heaven forbid, going cammando, just laugh it off, no one will remember but you. :-D

I wish I wore my sky blue Wii boxers for that momentous occasion, then. I am filled with regret.

Better than tighty whities.

and still better then going cammando

What's wrong with briefs? I wear those...

You gave good laugh to kids though right?

Was there no fashion class at this school???

One thing you'll learn as you get older is to keep an extra outfit in your car.

He walked home

At least you didn't get reprimanded for exposure, or something along those lines

Your just a fool who went and...split his pants