Ya the cat must be allergic to self centered individuals, who are you to capitalize "me"? you aren't that important!!

"It's not you, it's me."

was that really necessary..?

Why yes it was. You don't like it then go back to jersey.

just stop talking about jersey will you?

I was jk! Geezus!!!

Wait a minute... You from jersey Jgirl? haha

from jersey? I'm not from jersey nor have I been there....

yes in fact I do live in jersey

Jgirl I wouldn't say where I live if I was you you'd be surprised at how creeps roam the internet.

I like chicken.

I live in Mississippi :D lol but no one's gonna creep on me down here.. unless I go to walmart at 3 in the morning.. but that happens to everybody

Posting a picture of yourself is a better identifier than telling us a vague and general area where you live...

14 that's the name of my school's senior high drama play! :D

82 love your kitty pic

i guess the cat is going to have to give you away to a good home.

In soviet Russia, cat is allergic to you!

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT >:O lol

learn how to speak english...

Dun wan? The fuck?

hahaha good one

shouldn't it be 'in soviet Russia, cat allergic to you'?

yes 11, if creativity didn't exist, yes

Plus this FML happened in the United States. Also there is no longer a Soviet Russia to speak of. Whole damn CCCP (aka USSR) fell apart about 6 months before I was born. Coincidence? I think not. :)

It fell apart five months after I was born. :P

I was already a year old when it was still up. I was a baby ninja cyborg spy!

Doesn't that make you all...like in your 20s? Go to work.

I was a year and a half.

Maybe I am at work! While on fml!!!

74 you look early 20's late teens. shut your mouth

Are cats supposed to poop outdoors?

Dr. Dre has nothing to do with this. lol

Lol.

good for you. you noticed a spelling error.

Obviously it is.

yup, everything in fmls is fact, it's not possible to lie on here.

20, hahaha fact! everyone who posts on other websites are liars and support terrorism.

20 is right all FML post are fact Like every time I try to post my password in a comment it comes up as asterisks!!! ******* see!! omg!

31, You Win^^ the epic award for epicness!

cocksucker71 did it work??

Julia is the exception that proves the rule. I mean it always works with me.. *******

I dunno, never tried... *********** so ?

#31 Lemme try.... Lolthisisntmypassword Did it work? :P (Smart people know what I did)

les it was just a joke maybe not a good joke, but still a joke nonetheless.

Your pic goes perfect with your response. lmao