By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 001
You deserved it 4 386

Same thing different taste

Top comments

In capitalist America, cat allergic to YOU!

if it poops indoors just cuddle with it for a punishment.


gutzz 0

Ya the cat must be allergic to self centered individuals, who are you to capitalize "me"? you aren't that important!!

Mimiroxxi 0

was that really necessary..?

SuckerPunchurMom 0

Why yes it was. You don't like it then go back to jersey.

just stop talking about jersey will you?

SuckerPunchurMom 0
SuckerPunchurMom 0

Wait a minute... You from jersey Jgirl? haha

Mimiroxxi 0

from jersey? I'm not from jersey nor have I been there....

pimplayer 0

Jgirl I wouldn't say where I live if I was you you'd be surprised at how creeps roam the internet.

I live in Mississippi :D lol but no one's gonna creep on me down here.. unless I go to walmart at 3 in the morning.. but that happens to everybody

Posting a picture of yourself is a better identifier than telling us a vague and general area where you live...

14 that's the name of my school's senior high drama play! :D

kruzito 0

i guess the cat is going to have to give you away to a good home.

In soviet Russia, cat is allergic to you!

iBiteRoses 22


get away from her kitty!! u dun wan to suffer any rashes!

In capitalist America, cat allergic to YOU!

shouldn't it be 'in soviet Russia, cat allergic to you'?

gutzz 0

yes 11, if creativity didn't exist, yes

Plus this FML happened in the United States. Also there is no longer a Soviet Russia to speak of. Whole damn CCCP (aka USSR) fell apart about 6 months before I was born. Coincidence? I think not. :)

It fell apart five months after I was born. :P

SuckerPunchurMom 0

I was already a year old when it was still up. I was a baby ninja cyborg spy!

SpilltMilk2 0

Doesn't that make you in your 20s? Go to work.

SuckerPunchurMom 0

Maybe I am at work! While on fml!!!

74 you look early 20's late teens. shut your mouth

if it poops indoors just cuddle with it for a punishment.

Are cats supposed to poop outdoors?

You should move out and live in your car, you selfish bastard! how dre you make kitty suffer!

SuckerPunchurMom 0

Dr. Dre has nothing to do with this. lol

good for you. you noticed a spelling error.

gutzz 0

yup, everything in fmls is fact, it's not possible to lie on here.

SuckerPunchurMom 0

20, hahaha fact! everyone who posts on other websites are liars and support terrorism.

enonymous 8

20 is right all FML post are fact Like every time I try to post my password in a comment it comes up as asterisks!!! ******* see!! omg!

SuckerPunchurMom 0

31, You Win^^ the epic award for epicness!

Julia is the exception that proves the rule. I mean it always works with me.. *******

I dunno, never tried... *********** so ?

#31 Lemme try.... Lolthisisntmypassword Did it work? :P (Smart people know what I did)

les it was just a joke maybe not a good joke, but still a joke nonetheless.

SuckerPunchurMom 0

Your pic goes perfect with your response. lmao

The cat is obviously faking it to get out of household responsibilities. Tell that malingerer to get off its ass. After all, who else will scratch things, pee on things, scentmark things, and leave dead things lying about?