Misery

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 11:01

Today, I’m a happily married man and I know this because my wife says so all the time. E.g., we don’t need marriage counselling because we’re happily married; you're not moving out because we’re happily married, and the latest, we don’t need a divorce because we’re happily married. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Your wife is using Goebbels' Big Lie Theory. Eventually, you'll believe you are happily married because your wife is repeating that you're happily married over and over again. Congrats on being happily married!

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Plop 17
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There's a river in Egypt your wife needs to learn about...

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Plop 17
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There's a river in Egypt your wife needs to learn about...

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RichardPencil 30
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Your wife is using Goebbels' Big Lie Theory. Eventually, you'll believe you are happily married because your wife is repeating that you're happily married over and over again. Congrats on being happily married!

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randybryant799 20

Stop acting like a doormat. If you want out get out.

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RichardPencil 30
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What's wrong with being a doormat? Doormats always stay at home and no one ever cheats on a doormat. It's not like people sneak over to the neighbors to wipe their feet on their doormat. He's happily married!

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kevinwm0 14
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Have you heard the joke about the gas lighter? No? Yeah you have. Nope? Yes - You HAVE! I literally told you the joke yesterday.

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JasonThorn 19
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"Honey, if you have to work THIS HARD to convince me 'we're happily married'...then we're NOT."

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