Have you just experienced an FML moment?
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
Your wife is using Goebbels' Big Lie Theory. Eventually, you'll believe you are happily married because your wife is repeating that you're happily married over and over again. Congrats on being happily married!
There's a river in Egypt your wife needs to learn about...