Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
Today, after massive bouts of diarrhea, vomiting, and doctor visits lasting weeks, I finally got a diagnosis… from my puppy's vet. I got Giardia from my dog. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
im just not liking the idea of an orange thong......
ididitmyself 0
uhhh how is the color of someones UNDERGARMENT trashy??? not everyone is parading around showing off their thong, if she likes the color then what's wrong??? I pick all of my underwear based on colors I like... you guys are ridiculous.
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Comments (59)
Asdas_fml 0
That isn't too bad. What is, is that my sister's dog ate her thong and then pooped it out. Well, almost. The thong got stuck and she had to pull them out of the dog's ass. Must've been lovely.
sftballdarlin_18 0
#29 is brilliant! Whats wrong with the color orange by the way?
zBOB0 0
wow ur dog's a pervert
icertainlysuck 0
i wish i was your dog
evanpeer 0
panties + fromunda cheese = snausages ...vag-tastic!
mclaxin1115 0
looks like you gotta wash down there.
BBkid 0
#16 FTW!!!!! lmao
sarah2144 14
It would have been funnier if you were a guy.
sarebear123 0
#66 LMFAOOOO.
Superawesomestev 0
tasty fromunda cheese. yummy.
LauraTheKiwi 0
*GASP*. THE DOG SWALLOWED YOUR THONG! YOUR LIFE IS ******! /sarcasm