By orangethonglover - 17/07/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML
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kerrygirl 13

im just not liking the idea of an orange thong......

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ididitmyself 0

uhhh how is the color of someones UNDERGARMENT trashy??? not everyone is parading around showing off their thong, if she likes the color then what's wrong??? I pick all of my underwear based on colors I like... you guys are ridiculous.

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alex_vik 0

Well don't leave your thongs lying around then.

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UrFlyyness 0

I dont wanna kno if that thogn was clean or dirty? LOL!~

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Jimboom 11

See. That horrible orange thong even made your dog ill! Get rid of it and get some taste.. If you want to send me some pictures of you in different thongs I will be more than happy to critique and advise on the best ones for you. ;-)

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stokebasing 0

Haha at #5 :D :P Orange isnt really a nice colour as a thnog :P

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jewelzgalore 0

I know, right? And an orange thong? Sounds horrible. Your dog did you a favor.

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thesmartaleck 0

Please tell me you won't wear that again.

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ididitmyself 0

uhhh how is the color of someones UNDERGARMENT trashy??? not everyone is parading around showing off their thong, if she likes the color then what's wrong??? I pick all of my underwear based on colors I like... you guys are ridiculous.

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starflake 3

Thank you! If she likes the colour, then what on earth is wrong with it??

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blackscent 0

its orange thats the sign of being possessed by the devil

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Asdas_fml 0

I was thinking the same. Who cares about what color thongs you have if they're under your clothes? And how does wearing orange thongs make you trashy? I think it would be more trashy if everyone knew the color of your thongs, but even then the color wouldn't be the problem, having the thongs showing would be.

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xBlessedxInxSINx 0

I agree with #9..... And Plus, I like orange.

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shepaintsmusic 6

only girls will understand.

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starberries 0

I'm a girl and I don't understand.

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mountainmanmike 11

I had a girlfriend once who's favorite thong was orange. She was trashy.

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pizz0wn3d 0

sounds like the subject of an Oxy Clean commercial

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