Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
Today, after massive bouts of diarrhea, vomiting, and doctor visits lasting weeks, I finally got a diagnosis… from my puppy's vet. I got Giardia from my dog. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
im just not liking the idea of an orange thong......
ididitmyself 0
uhhh how is the color of someones UNDERGARMENT trashy??? not everyone is parading around showing off their thong, if she likes the color then what's wrong??? I pick all of my underwear based on colors I like... you guys are ridiculous.
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Irxsk 0
My dog has consumed several pairs of my underwear and several of my b/f's socks, for better or worse my dog tends to vomit the panties and crap out the socks. X.x So not fun. We've had to start locking the dirty clothes in another room, but somehow he still gets them. -_-
Pink_ElePhant88 0
Maybe you shouldn't leave your shit lying around for your dog to eat it. It's a thong get over it. Could be worse, My dog as a puppy chewed up my shoes and purses, not like I can't buy new ones. Put stuff up where the dog can't get them. And maybe pay a little more attention to stuff disappearing.
christina7861 0
Who cares? It's a thong. It's not like it was a $10,000 bag. Just buy a new one. Your life is not f*cked. YLIA.
speedmastaflex 0
I'm failing to see what's wrong with orange as a thong color.
socrplaya123 0
FYL? NOOO FY Dogs life ur $2 thong is causing him serious constipation go buy a new 1 and get over it YDI anyways for leaving it out after having sex
Bobii_fml 0
Orange Looks hot on some girls
cassey_lea 15
dont be stupied put them where your dog cant get to it even if it is dirty it!!! this is not rocket sicences it is simple orgzination!!!
annabananababy 0
Nice, M ;)
bloodyhell9398 0
thongs are so hot
Thong_Lover 0
My dog tore apart my favorite thong it was blue with peace signs. Since she tore it apart i only have 1 thong left :(.