192

Today, I thought it was a good idea to go number two while smoking a "cigarette". My ash tray was over by the sink so I decided to just ash in the toilet. While ashing between my legs, I sneezed and now I have a extremely uncomfortable burn on my man member. Smoking is bad. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 17 July 2009 05:11 / United States
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
By  AndelleRae  |  9

... Why is cigarette in quotation marks? Why not just say "I was smoking a joint?" Also. You're a woman with an uncomfortable burn on your man member? ... Whatever floats you're boat. And sorry if you're transgendered and I've offended you.

Comments
Reply
  greenbiscuits  |  0

never say "smoking is bad" D:

Reply
  zargon  |  1

Consider that the OP may have mistakenly chosen gender, or may be transgendered. Neither of these explanations are confusing, though the first one would be rather silly. Now, get over it, everyone.

Reply
  zazrael  |  0

164; it's a south park reference, check your info. and OP, haha my mate did this back in our sophomore year of highschool. we heard him yell down the hall in class. enjoy the burn

By  AndelleRae  |  9

... Why is cigarette in quotation marks? Why not just say "I was smoking a joint?" Also. You're a woman with an uncomfortable burn on your man member? ... Whatever floats you're boat. And sorry if you're transgendered and I've offended you.

Reply
  Puolukka  |  4

Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe, just MAYBE, they accidentally chose the wrong gender? It can easily happen, I did stuff like that on dropdown menues plenty of times when I still had the box selected and used the scroll button on my mouse. Or maybe the moderator messed it up or forgot to correct it?! It was posted by Anonymous so obviously it's not the gender of their FML profile which is non-existant since --> Anonymus

Reply
  robertertert  |  0

Maybe the poster is a woman, and she didn't know the FML shows her gender... it's a LOT funnier when you say "I have a burn on my man-member" than "I have ash in my vagina." A lot of things are like that, actually........

Reply
  cmillertime7  |  0

Yeah, you could have just said "I was smoking a joint," which would be lame, but putting quotes around cigarette instead is even lamer. Also this is the worst FML I've ever read. It wasn't funny, you're just another dumb stoner.

Reply
  girandwogpig  |  0

No I got it. She is so blazed from the "cigarette" that she thought she had a man member down there. And then while she was still blazed, she got onto FML and wrote a story none of us could understand! Yes it makes perfect sense now!!!

Reply
  Horsempeg  |  25

#100.. just cause you don't smoke, you don't need to rag on OP for doing so. No body is judging you so no need to judge them. Not everyone who smokes pot is a "dumb stoner"

Reply
  fyourlife33  |  0

literally the worst attempt ever at making an fml, unless something is seriously wrong with you op in your gender identity department. but new jersey could definitely explain it... those guidos just get so confused sometimes

By  EMR_fml  |  0

"Burn on my man member" by Anonymous (woman) Are you a hermaphrodite? If so then YLIF for being a woman with a dick

By  Darth_Taco  |  14

A post on FML has never confused me more...are you a man or a woman? More importantly, you should know to never multi-task with pooping. Oh well, at least you didn't eat XP.

Reply
  cmillertime7  |  0

Smoking anything is bad. Smoke does not belong in your lungs, period. Though I would agree that cigarettes kill quicker, at least they don't make you dumb, slow, and forgetful.

Reply
  dotVillain  |  1

Most people who smoke "cigarettes" are actually very intelligent. i.e. Albert Einstein. Do some research on the stuff and maybe you wont look like such a pompous moron next time you decide to be a rebel.

Reply
  Nick402  |  0

Smoking pot isn't exactly healthy either. It's not too bad and is better than cigarettes, but it's still not exactly the best thing to be doing with your body. Still shouldn't be illegal. People are allowed to do a whole lot of other worse crap with their body, like eating McDonald's, but that's not illegal. :P And intelligence has nothing to do with it. Just because you smoke or don't smoke, doesn't mean you are intelligent because "omg Einstein smoked" or dumb for that matter. Intelligence and smoking joints/cigarrettes have no correlation. Some of the dumbest people I know have smoked pot and some of the smartest people I know have also smoked pot.

Loading data…