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By Anonymous - / Friday 17 July 2009 05:11 / United States
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... Why is cigarette in quotation marks? Why not just say "I was smoking a joint?" Also. You're a woman with an uncomfortable burn on your man member? ... Whatever floats you're boat. And sorry if you're transgendered and I've offended you.

Ha ha! Sorry to hear that happened but yes, smoking is bad Mmmmkay. Could have been worse though.... it could have been a cigar.

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Ha ha! Sorry to hear that happened but yes, smoking is bad Mmmmkay. Could have been worse though.... it could have been a cigar.

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Consider that the OP may have mistakenly chosen gender, or may be transgendered. Neither of these explanations are confusing, though the first one would be rather silly. Now, get over it, everyone.

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Um... Sounds like a Jersey woman... trying to smoke your joint with your twat... I think you are doing it wrong

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obviously the poster is a woman, an enlightened woman who understands that her vagina belongs to man.

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164; it's a south park reference, check your info. and OP, haha my mate did this back in our sophomore year of highschool. we heard him yell down the hall in class. enjoy the burn

... Why is cigarette in quotation marks? Why not just say "I was smoking a joint?" Also. You're a woman with an uncomfortable burn on your man member? ... Whatever floats you're boat. And sorry if you're transgendered and I've offended you.

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Maybe the poster is a woman, and she didn't know the FML shows her gender... it's a LOT funnier when you say "I have a burn on my man-member" than "I have ash in my vagina." A lot of things are like that, actually........

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I know exactly what you mean. You don't know how many times my face has been slapped when I walk in the Women's restroom at Applebee's.

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No I got it. She is so blazed from the "cigarette" that she thought she had a man member down there. And then while she was still blazed, she got onto FML and wrote a story none of us could understand! Yes it makes perfect sense now!!!

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#100.. just cause you don't smoke, you don't need to rag on OP for doing so. No body is judging you so no need to judge them. Not everyone who smokes pot is a "dumb stoner"

On 07/17/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey) A woman burned her man member? Ouch.

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literally the worst attempt ever at making an fml, unless something is seriously wrong with you op in your gender identity department. but new jersey could definitely explain it... those guidos just get so confused sometimes

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You now it is a fake. Everyone knows New Jersey "men" have pencil dicks.... I mean what were the chances?

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A post on FML has never confused me more...are you a man or a woman? More importantly, you should know to never multi-task with pooping. Oh well, at least you didn't eat XP.

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Smoking anything is bad. Smoke does not belong in your lungs, period. Though I would agree that cigarettes kill quicker, at least they don't make you dumb, slow, and forgetful.

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Most people who smoke "cigarettes" are actually very intelligent. i.e. Albert Einstein. Do some research on the stuff and maybe you wont look like such a pompous moron next time you decide to be a rebel.

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Smoking pot isn't exactly healthy either. It's not too bad and is better than cigarettes, but it's still not exactly the best thing to be doing with your body. Still shouldn't be illegal. People are allowed to do a whole lot of other worse crap with their body, like eating McDonald's, but that's not illegal. :P And intelligence has nothing to do with it. Just because you smoke or don't smoke, doesn't mean you are intelligent because "omg Einstein smoked" or dumb for that matter. Intel

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It's not better than cigarettes. Pot coats your lungs just as fast. No matter what you're smoking, the soot is what'll kill you.

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