By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 00:28 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML
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Transfusion 8

Like those clowns and their never ending handkerchiefs?

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HelloSirs 14

Not supposed to do what? Eat vet wrap, or pull objects out of a dogs anus? Because both are casual hobbies of mine.

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hoshica 6

You're not supposed to do that

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HelloSirs 14

Not supposed to do what? Eat vet wrap, or pull objects out of a dogs anus? Because both are casual hobbies of mine.

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RoperGirl203 9

Well Sir, I'll keep that in mind when I'm bored. Are you also interested in horse orgies?

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HelloSirs 14

Well it depends on if the horse orgies are counting me as the horse, and is with at least 4 women and no other men. With that criteria, orgy away.

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like the one penis per fantasy rule.

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SmosherMe 6

Actually, if the dog is already trying to pass it but can't, you're supposed to help or take it to the vet.

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Transfusion 8

Like those clowns and their never ending handkerchiefs?

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Queue circus music

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Jessj958 19

Thanks guys, now all I can picture is OP pulling bandages out of the dogs butt with circus music playing.

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dmoran20 27

Thanks #11 now that's stuck in my head!!!

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Kallian_fml 21

Really 11? I'm imagining OP pulling a colorful, never-ending handkerchief out of the dogs butt. With the circus music, of course.

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VScpu 3

This time it goes in white and comes out brown. Magic

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skyeyez9 24

I can hear the zebra in the madagascar cartoon singing "circus afro" as I read about you pulling an endless amount of vet wrap out of your dog's butt.

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buckdharma 36

Woman- a dog's best friend.

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HelloSirs 14

Bro, your profile is ******.

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MyNameIsViet 15

3, you've seen how fast we thumb people down apparently (his profile). Well it's true considering your already on -5. Good job

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wellfuuucckme 7

WHO RAISED YOU ?!?!?!?!?!?!

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mperniciaro 15

I'm sure it was a lot more uncomfortable for your dog. Having a pet you should know you have responsibilities and one of them is picking things up he/she can potentially eat.

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Omfgitsmia 15

Maybe you should keep an eye on your dog next time so that she doesn't get into anything.

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shanee108 9

At least it wasn't a tape worm.

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howdeedoo 22

Your dog would make a funny magician

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ICastillo 24

That's the first thing that came to mind. I picture a bunch of colorful rags tied together being pulled out of a dogs butt..... And then a dove flys out. Don't ask me why, but that's what I see.

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SmosherMe 6

Da fuq did I just read?

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dmoran20 27

You're a true dog lover. Most wouldn't have bothered to help and would of laughed or yelled at the dog.

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dmoran20 27

I'm sure she wasn't in the back yard with her foot on the fence pulling as hard as she could, (at least I hope not) the comment was that she cared enough to try and help the dog and not be like quite a bit of animal owners out there who would of yelled, hit or laughed at the animal.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Honestly, I can't think of what kind of person would have refused to help their own pet, especially when it couldn't very well walk around the house with a mile of bandage coming out of its ass.

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TheManager 6

Dogs always get a bad wrap

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vanessa09865 23

awww that poor baby, i probably would've laughed and then helped my dog

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shan88 14

You would laugh first? That's just horrible and mean. Personally, my first reaction would be to help my poor, quite possibly distressed pooch.

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