Not supposed to do what? Eat vet wrap, or pull objects out of a dogs anus? Because both are casual hobbies of mine.

Well Sir, I'll keep that in mind when I'm bored. Are you also interested in horse orgies?

Well it depends on if the horse orgies are counting me as the horse, and is with at least 4 women and no other men. With that criteria, orgy away.

Sounds like the one penis per fantasy rule.

Actually, if the dog is already trying to pass it but can't, you're supposed to help or take it to the vet.

Queue circus music

Thanks guys, now all I can picture is OP pulling bandages out of the dogs butt with circus music playing.

Thanks #11 now that's stuck in my head!!!

Really 11? I'm imagining OP pulling a colorful, never-ending handkerchief out of the dogs butt. With the circus music, of course.

This time it goes in white and comes out brown. Magic

I can hear the zebra in the madagascar cartoon singing "circus afro" as I read about you pulling an endless amount of vet wrap out of your dog's butt.

Bro, your profile is fucked.

3, you've seen how fast we thumb people down apparently (his profile). Well it's true considering your already on -5. Good job

WHO RAISED YOU ?!?!?!?!?!?!

That's the first thing that came to mind. I picture a bunch of colorful rags tied together being pulled out of a dogs butt..... And then a dove flys out. Don't ask me why, but that's what I see.

Da fuq did I just read?

I'm sure she wasn't in the back yard with her foot on the fence pulling as hard as she could, (at least I hope not) the comment was that she cared enough to try and help the dog and not be like quite a bit of animal owners out there who would of yelled, hit or laughed at the animal.

Honestly, I can't think of what kind of person would have refused to help their own pet, especially when it couldn't very well walk around the house with a mile of bandage coming out of its ass.

You would laugh first? That's just horrible and mean. Personally, my first reaction would be to help my poor, quite possibly distressed pooch.