Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML
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Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML
Today, I have a case of diarrhea. How did I find out? I got startled by my dog jumping up to greet me, and I shat all over the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office. People kept staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. Later, I realized my sister's puppies had chewed a noticeable hole in my pants' crotch. FML
Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
Today, after massive bouts of diarrhea, vomiting, and doctor visits lasting weeks, I finally got a diagnosis… from my puppy's vet. I got Giardia from my dog. FML
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Top comments
kerrygirl 13
im just not liking the idea of an orange thong......
ididitmyself 0
uhhh how is the color of someones UNDERGARMENT trashy??? not everyone is parading around showing off their thong, if she likes the color then what's wrong??? I pick all of my underwear based on colors I like... you guys are ridiculous.
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Comments (59)
24788 7
I would stay away from undressing around the dog for a while. He might have his own agenda.
xoxo9171 0
haha my dog would prob eat that too :P
el_ECTRO 0
I like orange. But it must have not been too nice coming out of a dog's ass.
aback 5
She's just trying to tell you how delicious you smell. XD
timtam24 0
do u mean like thong as in flip flops or the american thong
alex_vik 1
Underwear thong obviously.
toast2218 0
if it were a flip flop that dog would be talanted
bb1_00 0
I wonder why ur dog got sick maybe ur underwear wasn't clean ewww
Scarlettkiss 8
No it got stuck!! I'm not saying that it probably wasn't clean either....
11bellacasey 0
an ORANGE thong? really?
genius_man16 1
That's what I was thinking. That's such a weird color for a thong. I guess if you like it good for you but... bleh.
oopsie_daisy8446 0
Eeeew.
Pastor_Rich 0
aren't thongs uncomfortable being in between your buttocks?
bexox 0
Lol @ "buttocks"
xbrit551 13
Haha noope
Zirafina 0
My dog once swallowed one of my pads, then threw it up. I had to clean it up.