Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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arissia 0
So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.
null_fml 11
"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."
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Comments (389)
hjrn 0
Would you idiots stop posting FMLs about "geeky" boyfriends. It is simple if you don't like it don't date them. Who cares if he spends ALL his money on it, the keyword being HIS!
Seaotter 0
Ouch! But been there done that! His whole family played it! They would start a game every time I showed up! It was boring
Whiterabbitm1 0
what's wrong with Magic The Gathering? some of those turnaments make tons of money and some of the cards are worth a shit ton I should know I have a couple cards worth a couple hundred dollars
pointofthesun 1
u don't deserve him if u feel that it's a bad thing
midiga 0
im pretty sure he means MTG a.k.a. Magic The Gathering, is a playing card game sorta like yu-gi-oh, pokemon, or any of the other stupid ones, MTG is the only one worth playing cause it involes a lot of thinking and math
tipoo_fml 0
"I'm insecure and I need my man to be available to me 24/7, so he cannot have a hobby. FML"
logieebearr 0
ya he's a keeper..
Severas 0
/nodnod
perdix 31
Find a guy who lives in his mom's basement and whacks off all day on free Internet ****. That guy will be able to spend all his money on YOU, which is what this is all about, Princess. Right?
CallMeHush 1
That is what my wife did... oh wait, nevermind.
Ajjas013 6
No, you were on the right track there CMH.
Starfire22 5
:D well as long as she comes to the basement once in a while, I guess it's all good!
CallMeHush 1
Ajjas, I hate to say it but Al Gore hadn't even invented the Internet when I got hitched. We had to get our **** in a magazine or VHS.
Ajjas013 6
I mean you know... Your wife can learn from that. Your favorite **** with the sammich making and all that shit. You just hit the jackpot my friend. In all seriousness, I don't watch that shit though :/ Just in case.
CallMeHush 1
Just in case you might learn something? It figures. ~ still kickin it old skool ~
Kockdiesel 0
you're a stupid ******* cow! MOO!
elghs2001 0
how is that a fyl? **** his life though