Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend's obsession with card tricks reached a new low. He barged into the bathroom while I was taking a crap and asked me to pick a card. FML
Today, after almost two months, I almost finished sorting through my boyfriend's Magic: The Gathering cards. He has been collecting them for 10 years and never bothered to keep them organised. The box of Mythic Rare cards that I was saving till last is missing. I remember exactly where it was, and no one has seen it. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to buy a house and start a family together. Now I find out that he just spent $5000 on comic books. FML
Today, I found out that the money my boyfriend has "secretly" been putting away for the last two months is not for an engagement ring like I'd thought, but for a trip to Vegas I'm not invited to. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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Top comments
arissia 0
So? This isn't a FML. This is you not being accepting of other people's hobbies.
null_fml 11
"Some guy I'm not even committed to has a hobby. FML."
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Comments (389)
Silentium_fml 0
I see so many FMLs about people having relationships with geeky people, if YOU think its odd don't get involved with them in the first place! Just because he plays Magic doesn't mean he's sub-human,
kemar7856 0
magic? pfttt yu-gi-oh! is the best
Starfire22 5
yes!! Pokemon ftw!
rgaleski 0
Don't feel bad. my brother has made thousands and thousands of dollars from playing that Magic card game...
blastvortex 4
Um, was it not your choice to date him? Is it not still your choice to date him? In other words, YDI. Besides that, there's money to be made and fame to be won in such games if you're good enough, not to mention that I've encountered people who have far worse hobbies or addictions anyway. I hope he's a Magic fan though. The Yu-Gi-Oh! CCG is a shameful knock-off.
tweetbaby14 18
lol neeeeerrrrrrrrrd!!!!! is he atleast a hot nerd hot nerds? are just so amazing
judetheobvious 0
YDI you shallow cow
Mewtwo_fml 1
The world championship prize can be up to six figures. If he's good at the game, he's making money on it rather than blowing his money. Break up with him, OP - you clearly don't deserve him.
anqie 3
omq so many ppl are into tht it seems like it can get boring if yu play it ovr nd ovr again
tweetbaby14 18
and it's just a card game now roleplaying games outside the bedroom that's bad
skyeyez9 25
Is it like a playing card version of Dungeons and Dragons?